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YOOOOO

just realized that in TWP we get a TY POV

i am filled with much happiness

Clary: Wow its so nice to finally be accepted into the institute!

Alec: what is this orange thing still doing here JACE

Jem: I'm here for a good time, not a long time😋 #yolo

Will and Tessa: NO JAMES YOU IDIOT DONT THROW IT IN THE FIRE DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! JAMES NO

Sherlock's compliment for Watson always comes out sounding like an insult :D

Perhaps I'm too late to wonder about the reason behind Blackthorns' bluegreen eyes..It must be because of Lucie (blue) + Jesse's (Green) = bluegreen /Blackthorn blue.

Blackthorns got their ocean color eyes from Jucie!

Previously, Rick Riordan had dedicated Magnus Chase book to Cassie and thanked her for letting him borrow the name.

Now Cassie did this in Chain of Iron book.

I love them

Just kitty things:

For the umpteenth time, Ty ponders why Kit left him. Ty is aware that Kit didn't like some of his past decisions. Still, Ty can't believe that Kit left him. Just like that! Thinking about all these things make him angry and then it reduces him to tears because he's missing Kit terribly.

Typical Herondales! 😂💕

Magnus: Why do i keep finding a coin in my pocket every day?

Magnus: Not that I'm complaining but i definitely didn't magic up a single cent

Kit: [under his breath] toss a coin to your witcher

Jace: [continuing] oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty woahhhh

Will: I have a plan

Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?

Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say

Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us

Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan

Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus

Jem: I stand corrected

Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater

Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit

I can't believe we all fogot about this

Will: Tess! Let me buy this big teddy bear for you!

Tessa: I don’t need it, Will, I already have one

Will: Aww, what’d you name it?

Tessa, blushing: … William

Will: AW, YOU NAMED A STUFFED ANIMAL AFTER ME?

Tessa: *face palm*

Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me

Jace: Well, you raised me

Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-

Jace: No

*Looks over to Clary*

Valentine: You’re like a son to me-

Clary: I’m out

12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!

*meanwhile*

Jace: There’s no water in this bottle

Alec: You have to open it first, Jace

Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans

Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment

Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget

Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

The whole institute: STOP

Alec: Hey, you know what?

Kit: What?

Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters

Tessa: You have really pretty eyes

Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?

Tessa: *leans in slowly*

Will: NO! You can’t have them!

Tessa:

Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”

Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!

Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”

Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting

Lucie: Ok, you need to start telling me why-

Grace: It’s better if I don’t tell you

Lucie: Better for who? Cause I’m not loving it. Friends, we tell each other things. There’s an exchange of information, leading to intimacy.

Grace:

Lucie: OK. Sometimes, when I’ve run out of toilet paper, I use sliced bread to clean myself. If I run out of that, I use slices of ham. It’s like a poor man’s wet wipe. I’m sharing that with you.

Grace, horrified: I really wish you hadn’t

Jem, on the verge of tears: You bought me a present?

Kit: Oh, I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… Let's say I obtained.

Cecily: Will is in trouble again!

Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?

Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?

Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car

Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.

Kit, holding a baby carrot like a cigarette: I’m just… over it, you know?

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

Gabriel: I’m not going to fight with you!

Cecily: Why, because I’m a WOMAN?

Gabriel: No, because you’re scary

Cecily: Oh, alright

Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.

Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?

Kidnapper: Did you order a pizza?

Simon: … maybe

Kidnapper: So, you found a phone and instead of calling someone for help, you ordered a pizza?

Simon: Are you mad that I used your card?

Kidnapper: You wHaT?

James: *aggressively banging his stele against the desk*

Cordelia: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk?

James:

Cordelia:

James: I don’t know the right answer to that question.