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cohf supremacy this book is easily the best in tmi and one of cassie's best overall
“I don’t want the world. I want you”🖤🌎
"Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark."
-Cassandra Clare (City of Heavenly Fire)
Isabelle: Love is dumb
Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive
I can't believe we all fogot about this
Lily: Me and Elliott are going to Taki's, wanna come?
Raphael: It's Elliott and I.
Lily: What?
Raphael: It’s “Elliott and I” not “Me and Elliott”
Lily: Yeah, actually it’s Elliott and I, because you’re not coming with us anymore.
Magnus: You’re late
Raphael: Don’t even start, I wasn’t even going to come
Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…
Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?
Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here
Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me
Jace: Well, you raised me
Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-
Jace: No
*Looks over to Clary*
Valentine: You’re like a son to me-
Clary: I’m out
12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!
*meanwhile*
Jace: There’s no water in this bottle
Alec: You have to open it first, Jace
Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Alec: Hey, you know what?
Kit: What?
Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters
Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE
Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave
Kidnapper: Did you order a pizza?
Simon: … maybe
Kidnapper: So, you found a phone and instead of calling someone for help, you ordered a pizza?
Simon: Are you mad that I used your card?
Kidnapper: You wHaT?
Inej throwing her knife at the Darkling has the same energy as Emma throwing hers at Sebastian in City of Heavenly Fire
Jace: you see, I just realized I have two ears so it’s a waste to listen to just one thing.
Alec: let me get this straight
Alec: you’ve only just realized you have two ears?
Jace: I’ve killed more demons than I can count
Jace: Because I’ve killed a lot of demons
Jace: Not because I can’t count very high
Simon, meeting the TMI gang after losing his memories: Wait, demons and are real? I thought they were just something made up to scare children... like vitamins
Magnus: Vitamins are real
Simon: Well, now I'm thinking they might be...
Valentine: Voyages are like children
Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed
Jocelyn: wHat?
Any main TSC couple:
Magnus:
Simon: Hey, what is your greatest fear?
Alec: Losing a loved one
Simon: That’s deep…
Simon: … mine is the kool aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now
Kit: I know you’re a hero in the Shadow World, but what about the mundane side?
Jace: No, I’m wanted in six states for arson
Kit:
Jace: and homicide