Will: Octopi Could Hug Four People Simultaneously, Because Raziel Bless Them With The Ability To Do So.

Will: Octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because Raziel bless them with the ability to do so. However, they don’t hug even one person because they made a covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Matthew, raising his hand: Where’s Lucie? I just wanted to visit her-

Will: In a better place, now sit down immediately.

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