Valentine: Ok, So, Um, You’re Like A Son To Me

Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me

Jace: Well, you raised me

Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-

Jace: No

*Looks over to Clary*

Valentine: You’re like a son to me-

Clary: I’m out

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