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Both Livvy and Dru Blackthorn deserve the world🖤🖤🖤. I Love you. I love you. I love you.
The full Shadowhunter family tree, as we currently know it
| Red line = romantic affiliation
| Yellow line = siblings
| Green line = parent/child relationship
| Dotted line = relationships we haven't seen happen yet but exist
| Dark grey boxes = dead characters
| Blue boxes = Immortal characters
Cristina Rosales:Lady of Roses
Letter: D
Darth Vader
Drusilla Blackthorn
Daryl Dixon
Reading Lady Midnight thinking Kit is finally a Herondale with emotional intelligence. Then reading about him kissing Livvy while thirsting after Ty in Lord of Shadows. And then reading about him leavimg the country after feeling rejected in QOAAD.
We. Just. Can‘t. Win.
"He seemed to bring a sense of infinite possibility with him wherever he went."
- Lady Midnight | Cassandra Clare
Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?
Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:
Cristina: You do realize that murder is a crime, right?
Emma: Show me the law
Cristina: *hands her a book*
Emma: I’m not reading all of that
Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up
Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-
Tessa: Open the damn door
Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit
Jem: I’m going to what
Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee
Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.
Ty: Actually it’s-
Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression
Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!
Julian: You’re covered in what?
Mark: Flesh juice!
Julian: I’ll just let you die
Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater
Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit
Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.
*Emma walks in*
Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?
Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans
Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment
Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget
Mark: Justice is best served cold
Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater
Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?
Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer
Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
The whole institute: STOP
Alec: Hey, you know what?
Kit: What?
Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters
Emma, holding Church: If you don’t kiss your cats on their soft little foreheads, what are you even doing?
Alec, looking at Chairman Meow: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic
Jem, on the verge of tears: You bought me a present?
Kit: Oh, I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… Let's say I obtained.
Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-
Fire Alarm: Beep
Jem: Don’t interrupt me
Jules: he’s ok because he lied
Emma: she’s broken because she believed
Kit: Sbren, sbeve
Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?
Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????
Zara: What would you do if I was murdered?
Horace: Cry
Zara: Emma, what about you?
Emma: I’d run from the police.
Zara: Once I asked Siri why I’m single
Zara: Then Siri opened the front camera