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one thing that really stuck with me after the last hours is how little cordelia and lucie feel like actual parabatai
i could see them as best friends for sure, but they lacked that spark cassie's parabatai bonds usually have
"i am yours to command"
lucie herondale has the most immaculate vibes in the entire tsc universe
jesse better get alive again and marry lucie. that is an ORDER
let's take a moment for lucie herondale though. she's such a bad bitch and she's a fellow writer
Jesse and Lucie
Finally got COG 𤩠Think Iām in love
ehcvjhervcuervcherwvhcukecfkhudvhujfehv huefh- these head cannons! I fucking loved them! Especially theĀ āSex with a ghost oneā! Like where do you get there fantastic ideas?! Also about the sex with the ghost head cannon I have tried to write it and extend it-
Lucie smiled as she looked at her husband. His Blackthron green eyes reflected the sunlight coming from the window, turning his face a shade paler. He looked beautiful as always, with messy black hair and his enchanting smile. He caught her looking at him and pulled her closer, kissing her lips as he did so. Lucie put her arms around his neck, into his soft raven hair and started ruffling it. He wrapped his arms around her waist and soothingly rubbed her back. She loved it when he did that, it calmed her down, made her feel wanted.Ā
āHappy Anniversary, love,ā she muttered gently into the kiss. It was their first anniversary, and Lucie being Lucie had even wrote a short story on how she expected it to go. She hoped Jesse hadnāt found that story, cause he would have tried his best to finish all of the things on Lucieās list. Which also included writing āL+Jā on the moon with gold chains. She really hoped Jesse hadnāt done that, and even if he had, how had he done it?
āHappy anniversary, Princess Lucinda,ā Jesse said mockingly, but still with his usual warmth of affection. Lucie couldnāt help to prevent the blush on her face. She used her willpower to pull back from the kisses and said, āOh thank you, Sir Jethro. What should I do, on this auspicious day, to amuse you, my dear?ā
Jesse didnāt answer, just pulled her closer again, and showered her with more kisses, moving from her forehead to the bottom of her neck, where she still wore the chain of gold, that used to store Jesseās last breathe.Ā āJust be there for me,ā Jesse said, and kissed the chain of gold,Ā āUntil my last breathe.ā
Subconsciously, Lucie reached for his pulse, by placing her hand on his heart. He is still here with you, Luce she comforted herself, still alive, breathing.
While one part of her busy reminding her Jesse was safe, the other part was forming an idea. A very good one indeed. Lucie mentally made a note to visit her parabataiās brother, Alastair Carstairs.
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āGood Evening, one and all,ā Will Herondale announced,Ā āToday as we all know, we are here for my daughter, Lucieās first marriage anniversary with Jesse Blackthron!ā The audience erupted with applause as Jesse kissed Lucie on the forehead, receiving a stare from Will and James and a kind smile from Tessa and Cordelia.
The audience wasnāt a really big one, just the close relatives- the Herondales, the Lightwoods, the Fairchilds, the Carstairs, Grace, Brother Zacharich and Ariande.Ā
Jesse felt Lucie move away from him. He scrunched his eyebrows at her. She gave him a comforting smile and winked,Ā āA surprise for you, Sir Jethro,ā and she walked away to the stage. She took her place beside Alastair Carstairs, who Jesse hadnāt noticed was waiting on the stage with a piano. He couldnāt blame himself, the only person he noticed was his Lucie.
āHullo everyone,ā Lucie gave a small bow with a wide smile,Ā āSince it is my first anniversary, I am going to perform a song that I myself have written and thanks to Alastair for the help with the piano,ā she turned her head in an appreciative gesture towards Alastair, who smiled kindly.Ā
āThis oneās for you, love,ā Lucie gestured to Jesse, who blew a fake kiss at her.
Alastair started playing. Lucie followed and started singing,Ā āI'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs,ā
Alastair gets nervous likeĀ āThis is not what I signed up forā. Will and James get the questioning look on their face. Meanwhile Lucie ignores all this, not moving her gaze from Jesse she continues,
āI'm getting busy with a bad perfume I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug I'm making friction with a sad vaccuumI'm getting jiggy with a rifle I'll pull the trigger with my eyes closed Hoping to hit you somewhere vital And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile,āĀ
At this point, James and Will were moving towards Jesse to kill him but thank the angel for Uncle Gideon and Uncle Gabriel, who held them down.
Then there is a few seconds of Alastair playing the piano and Lucie sings in high pitch,Ā āI'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause he knows I'm alone He's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a Sex with a ghost, 'cause he knows I'm alone He's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a ghoul,ā
Will, James, Gabriel, Gideon and Thomas were mortified while Tessa, Cordelia, Anna, Matthew, Ariadne, Jem and Grace were laughing their asses off. Christopher wasnāt really paying attention to the lyrics, he just thought it was nice of Lucie to write a song for her love. Gideon and Gabriel are holding James and Will back to prevent them from strangling their nephew. Jesse had no idea what Lucie was doing, but he definitely knew this was some masterplan of Lucieās to make her dad and brother kill Jesse.Ā
Ignoring all this and looking at Jesse with a smirk, Lucie continued,Ā ā The only time I ever see him Is when he's behind me in the mirror Even from a distance I can hear him Try to listen, but his whispers make my ears hurt,ā
Will and James finally broke free of the Lightwood brotherās grip as they lunged towards Jesse and landed on top of him.Ā
āThank you,ā Lucie bowed and rushed to grab her second best bonnet.
(The song above wasĀ āSex with a ghostā)
As promised, in honour of my birthday here is a master list of all my Lucie and Jesse headcannons.
CHAIN OF IRON SPOILERS AHEAD
DISCLAIMER
If youāve seen the same/similar headcannons to these itās likely that someone has had the same idea and posted it immediately rather than add it to a list to be posted 2 weeks later. I promise Iāve not copied or stole from anyone, these are all straight from my brain as soon as the thought occurs.
Cannon Time Period
For a long time after Chain of Iron Jesse struggles to sleep because heās scared of being possessed again and because he gets nightmares of murders.
Ā·When they get to Cornwall Jesse refuses to go outside or open any windows until Lucie wakes up because he doesnāt want to see the sun without his light
As soon as he gets the chance Jesse goes to meet his uncles officially. He doesnāt ask Grace or Lucie to come because he feels his family is something he must face on his own. There were many tears, many desperate hugs, and many stuttering sobs.
Jesse makes a point to get to know his cousins. He tries to help Christopher with some of his experiments, he lets Anna take him shopping and Thomas helps to teach him Welsh. He asks Cecily and Gabriel if he can babysit Alexander sometimes and Eugenia takes him out for tea while teaching him modern etiquette.
Jesse moves in with Gideon and Sophie and they love and nurture him like his mother never did.
When celebrating her birthday Jesse always gets Lucie something pertaining to writing (new pens, a notebook, typewriter accessories etc.) then takes her some place beautiful so she can write about it in one of her books. He once took her the highest point of Idris where they could look down on Alicante and see Lake Lyn simultaneously; He also took her to an abandoned mansion on the outskirts of London which she thought would be a well-suited environment for a fight scene
At their wedding Jesse gives part of his vows in Welsh both to surprise Lucie and appease Will
Ā Lucie gifts Jesse his first set of gear and gives him a custom sheath for the Blackthorn sword as an engagement present.
Ā Lucie gives Cordelia the final instalment of The Beautiful Cordelia for their parabatai ceremony. In the instalment Cordelia discovers that Lord Hawke - her lover sheās been trying to reunite with this entire time - was actually Cruel Prince James all along, and he may not be as cruel as he seems.
After finishing The Beautiful Cordelia, Lucie begins writing a spinoff novel titled: Princess Lucinda and Her Adventures with Sir Jethro.
When theyāre sleeping/cuddling she rests her head on his chest and her hand on his throat to feel his pulse.
Lucie inherited the Quiet Look and is often found gazing at Jesse from across rooms, much to the disappointment of those trying to have a conversation with her
As we know Alastair can play the piano so I got the idea that for their wedding anniversary or Jesseās birthday maybe Lucie enlists his help to create the song āSex with a Ghostā (this song is pretty funny if you imagine Lucie singing it). She writes the lyrics and Alastair does the backing music. The catch is she doesnāt actually give him the lyrics, so when the time comes Alastair along with Jesse, Will, James, and Thomas are all mortified while Tessa, Cordelia, Anna, Matthew, Ariadne, and Grace and laughing their asses off. Christopher isnāt really paying attention to the lyrics, he just think it was nice of Lucie to write a song for her love. Gideon and Gabriel are holding James and Will back to prevent them from strangling their nephew.
When Tatiania goes off on one of her anti-Herondale/anti-shadowhunter rants, claiming Lucie stole her son and that sheāll have her revenge, Lucie interrupts her by simply knocking her out with a punch then letting the Silent Brothers deal with her.
After all the chaos is sorted Jesse regularly wakes up at the ass-crack of dawn as to not miss a moment of sunshine. The first thing he does is look at Lucie and silently thank her for giving him life again. He doesnāt wake her up because he knows she lost many hours of sleep just to stay up at night with him. Instead he makes tea and reads by the window or on the balcony. If Lucie does wake up to join him she writes in her notebook next to him or they discuss theyāre plans for the day.
It becomes their nightly routine to talk about their day while Jesse brushes Lucieās hair before they go to bed
When they trained together for the first time Lucie was very surprised that Jesse could hold his own against her. That was until the sun shone through the glass panes, illuminating Lucieās pale eyes and making her hair shine all the different colours he loves. This caught Jesse off guard and Lucie used the opportunity to knock his feet out from under him. In turn Jesse sweeps her off her feet so she lands on top of him and captures her in a kiss.
Lucie chooses Cordelia to be her suggenes and Jesse chooses Grace
Modern/human AU
Their respective clothing styles are lazy cottagecore with a touch of academia for Lucie and soft boy-next-door also with a pinch of dark academia for Jesse. Lucie drinks ice coffee out of a metal straw, wears baggy sweaters, has pencils in her hair, always carries a notebook and is constantly bumping into people. Jesse likesthe piano, black coffee, old converse and crewnecks and candid photos
Lucie steals sweaters from basically all of her friends. She took Jesseās green one, Cordeliaās yellow one and a brown one from James
Theyāre both English majors which is how they meet but Lucie has a focus on creative writing and Jesse has a focus on literature. Jesse also does a minor in business to please his mother.
After they get married they open a publishing company where Lucie releases The Beautiful Cordelia and many others. Jesse is her editor.
Keep reading
Does anyone else feel like the title of the book Lucie writes and that Jesse advises her to shorten is a massive easter egg? Or is it more than that, is it foreshadowing? You cannot convince me that "[...] the wicked powers [...]" is pure coincidence
So in Learn About Loss, Jem (Brother Zachariah) inquires after Annabel Blackthorn, believing her to be an Iron Sister. This must surely mean that Malcolm will not do anything too obviously necromantic in CoT, otherwise Jem surely would have heard.
The fact that "Lucie" was the first thing Jesse said when he came back to life šššš
Also, was anyone else suprised that he woke up and after seven years of death instantly was strong enough to lift and carry Lucie? Maybe it's an indicator of how much power Lucie used on him. Which, in turn, would explain her fainting (and could assure us that she's quite alright and just needs rest to fill up her energy levels again)
Has anyone ever thought about how ironic it is that the present lines of Blackthorns possibly only exists because one of their ancestors commited necromancy? Like, we always joke about Herondales and Blackthorns engaging in necromancy, but it's quite likely that Ty and the others only exist because of Lucie's necromancy.
It was extremely difficult to find ethnic Persian men that had blond hair but not coloured eyes and pale skin. After searching for a few minutes I believe I found the perfect fan cast for Alastair.
Meet Hamid Fadaei
(Alastair's real hair is dark brown and he has beady eyes).
guess who is crying right now. @cassandraclare
-Jesse Blackthorn š
I completed reading this book. And I'm at loss of words to describe what I'm feeling right now. No doubt it is yet another great work by Cassie.
I loved this book and the merry thievesā¤
Oh Cassie has succeeded yet again in breaking our hearts. More than once in the same book.
Aggh It's frustrating as always, after reading the first book of the series..
Totally excited for the next book.
Lucie: Ok, you need to start telling me why-
Grace: Itās better if I donāt tell you
Lucie: Better for who? Cause Iām not loving it. Friends, we tell each other things. Thereās an exchange of information, leading to intimacy.
Grace:
Lucie: OK. Sometimes, when Iāve run out of toilet paper, I use sliced bread to clean myself. If I run out of that, I use slices of ham. Itās like a poor manās wet wipe. Iām sharing that with you.
Grace, horrified: I really wish you hadnāt
Demon: You'll run away if you're smart
Matthew: WELL I'M NOT!
Matthew: Running away I mean.
Matthew: I'm smart.
I am so curious to know what kind of personality Gideon Lightwood had before he went to Spain in his travel year. We know he was kind of asshole because Will or Jem (I really don't recall!) mentioned that he was worse than Gabriel (and at time Gabriel was a prideful brat).
It would have been very funny to see a bad boy version of him
*At the end of Chain of Gold*
Tatiana: THIS DEMONāS SPAWN BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!
Lucie: What is HAPPENING?
Thomas: Jamesā getting served
Christopher: But I havenāt even ordered yet
Inquisitor Bridgestock: ORDER
Christopher: Uh, yeah, a Cheeseburger please!
Will [every time heās broke]: Iād be an amazing prostitute
Jesse, blushing: So, I guess we are boyfriend and girlfriend now
Lucie: Only on one condition
Jesse: What?
Lucie: I get to be the girlfriend
Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief
Lucie: Once, when I was younger, I tried to start a gang.
Jesse: How did it go?
Lucie: It turned into a book club.
Jesse:
Lucie: Actually, it was just Mum, Dad, Jamie and me and Bridget used to make cookies.
Matthew: I would walk through fire for the Merry Thieves!
Matthew: Well, not FIRE because itās dangerous, but like a super humid room
Matthew: Not too humid because⦠you know, my hair
[TLH Group Chat]
Lucie: Hey guys, if you post your password in the groupchat itāll block out!
Lucie: *******
Lucie: See?
Cordelia: Thatās so cool!
Cordelia: *****
Matthew: heronchild4ever69
Matthew:
[Matthew has left the chat]
James: Aww, youāre so romantic, lighting candles for me
Grace, drawing a pentagram: Iām about to sacrifice you, if you havenāt noticed yet.
[texting]
Jesse: Hi, who is this? Grace was bored and changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.
Lucie: Whatās mine?
Jesse: Dwarf
Lucie: SHEāS SO MEAN IāM NOT THAT SHORT!
Jesse: Oh, hi Lucie
Lucie: FUCK
Anna: Yo, is that guy sleeping or dead?
Matthew: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy.
James: Yeah, so did I.
Alastair, laying on the floor: First of all, fuck you all-