Mark Blackthorn - Blog Posts

"You really think that's such a good idea?" Kit said. "I mean, your house is pretty screwed up, what with your agoraphobia uncle and your weird brother.""

Julian's hands tightened on the wheel, but the only thing he said was, "Ty isn't weird."

"I meant Mark," said Kit. There was an odd pause. "Ty isn't weird," Kit added. "He's just autistic."

-Lord Of Shadows

Look how beautiful this is. They’re so happy 😀

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My favorite character threesome

Adora and the fam being chaotic in the pool

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Clary: Do you ever wonder how Emma’s doing at the LA institute

Jace: *takes out phone and shows Emma’s Instagram story*

The video: Emma, Dru, Cristina (imagine its coffee instead of a water bottle), Kit, Mark/Kieran including Ty and Julian behind the scenes filming

(The names are in order)

The TMI Gang in the first half if TMI:

Idk guys maybe we should wait for the adults

The TMI Gang in the second half of TMI:

The adults are useless, guess we have to do this ourselves.

The TMI Gang in TDA:

Wait...WE ARE THE ADULTS!!

LOS SPOILERS

Because Kit can see ghost that stayed on earth (like Jessamine in the London institute) does that mean he might see Livy if she stayed to look over her brothers and sisters (mostly Ty) and would she be following them or staying in the Los Angeles institute?

I love how everyone’s reacting to Mark wanting to go with Kieran as a secret murder plan.

No one will be forgetting Mark attacking Kieran for what he said about Julian anytime soon.

Right now Kieran is experiencing a phenomenon first recorded by one Simon Lewis in TMI, called “having the car”. Having a car, or being the designated driver means you are always and automatically involved in any plan, no matter what peoples’ personal beliefs on you being present are.

THE CUTEST THING EVER

Dru: Kit Herondale.

Dru: the ladies want him, the men want him, my brother wants him, the Clave wants him-

Mark: for nEmoCRacY-

Jules: Who‘s that?

Mark: That‘s my boyfriend Kieran, he‘s the king of the Unseelie Court

Jules: Alright!

Jules: What do you have to tell me?

Ty: Kit is Faerie royalty and the descendant of the First Heir

Jules: Alright?

Jules: Who is this?

Dru: That‘s Ash, he‘s the son of Sebastian Morgenstern and the Seelie Queen, heir to the Seelie throne

Jules *muttering under his breath* : What the hell is going on in this household?

Tavvy *some years later*: I‘ve met someone

Jules: Is there any other Faerie royal that I don‘t know of?

Me? Having a type? EXCUSE YOU? HOW DARE YOU? I do not obsess over the same characters in different fonts!

(alec lightwood, will herondale, kit herondale, ty blackthorn, cardan greenbriar, azriel shadowsinger, gwyneth berdara, mark blackthorn, ash morgenstern, matthew daddario, xaden riorson, nico di angelo, nesta archeron, jude duarte, izzy lightwood, henry winter, lucas (evernight), legolas greenleaf, aragorn, hareton earnshaw, lucas grey, elloren gardner, damon AND stefan, caroline forbes and rune kristiansen watching from the corner of my room while trying not to laugh their asses off bcs I locked them in my house, and they're not allowed to leave)

TDA - TLH parallels:

Mark glared. "She [Cristina] is nothing like me."

"You don't have to be like someone to love them," said Emma.

- Lord of Shadows

"I am nothing like you, Thomas," said Alastair.

- Chain of Iron

Mark Blackthorn is so pure, I love him so much 🙇❤

"Don't you think 'Mark is kind of a weird name for a Shadowhunter?" Julian was saying as Emma approached. "I mean, if you really think about it. It's confusing. 'Put a Mark on me, Mark."

-Cassandra Clare (City of Heavenly Fire)

Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Ty: Actually it’s-

Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression

Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!

Julian: You’re covered in what?

Mark: Flesh juice!

Julian: I’ll just let you die

Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.

*Emma walks in*

Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

The whole institute: STOP

Kit: My life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical

Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING?!

The way that Emma nearly drowned and it turned Julian into a human GPS

Julian: *knocks on the door*

Mark: Who is there?

Julian: It’s me, Mark

Mark: Don’t lie to me, I am Mark!

Julian: *leaves without even opening the door*

Mark: Oh shit, a cockroach!

Julian: Well, take off your shoe and kill it!

Mark: *takes shoe off and squashes it with his bare foot*

Julian: NO-

Julian: AND WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??!

Mark: Hi, I’ve stolen your identity and I’ve been living as you for a week.

Julian: …

Mark: [starts crying]

Julian: [hugging him] hey, it’s okay…

Mark: [loud sobbing] How do you even get up in the morning?

Julian: Shh, I know, I know. It’s gonna be okay.

Julian: It's really cold outside.

Kit: Just like my heart.

Julian: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.