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BAND AU BAND AU!!

(pls zoom in bc this drawing is stacked)

(took the photo ref from pics/videos of celebrities-these celebrities include matt hitt, timothee chalamet, boygenius and lewis capaldi)

close ups without colour bc i may or may not like them better:

these two are the exception bc they turned out pretty cool

unexpected meetings in the astronomy tower and an improbable alliance

fake dating au but it’s *actually* fake and they just want to make their lovers jealous? anyone?

(i might make more simpler parts bc i have like a whole fic in mind LMAO)

also page three and four are low quality bc i have a toxic relationship w procreate, so don’t zoom in too much.

close up and jily icons:

Barty is having the worst day of his entire miserable existence.

It's not enough that he had to catch Evan eating Regulus out last night (right before sucking the blood out of him, mind you), but of course the whole school had to start gossiping about his most recent date with Pandora, collectively deciding he was the scum of the earth for breaking little Reggie's heart.

Here's why: people have assumed, wrongly so, that him and Regulus have had... something... going on.

Which is wrong. And disgusting.

Regulus is like the most annoying brother anyone could ask for, with how sickeningly sweet he is. He's also a devil, too, but no one will ever believe that.

(Everyone thinks that Regulus and Barty fuck, and that Evan is the brotherly link in their friend group. There has never been anything brotherly about the way Evan has been staring at Regulus since they were sixteen and fifteen, but Barty is an only child, so what does he know)

This whole misunderstanding has worsened ever since Regulus and Evan started fucking. You'd think it'd go away, but no. Evan always feeds on Regulus when they fuck, which leaves their stupid best friend dizzy and tired and pale and weak for the next couple of days. Barty had suggested for them to maybe calm the fuck down, but his friends get easily carried away, so...

Usually, it's not that noticeable. Today? Today Regulus is too tired to even attempt a smile, or a conversation. Evan is extra doting to him because of it, the fucker, as he should be, and Barty? Barty is being glared at because well.

As far as anyone in their stupid school is concerned, he's been fucking Regulus in secret, though it's not so secret if the whole school likes to speculate on it, and he has suddenly gone on a bunch of dates with Pandora Lovegood, slept over at her dorm, and the next day? Regulus looked like he'd cried the night away.

Which he fucking did, by the way, just not how people think he did.

The worst part, and yes, there's something worse, is that Sirius fucking Black is shadowing him like a goddamn hound, ready to strike at any moment, and Barty knows that Regulus' older brother has a mean punch, so what is he supposed to do now? He can't out Regulus and Evan, because if he starts going off on that topic he won't be able to stop and he'll accidentally out Evan's vampirism.

He can't fucking do that, that's his best fucking friend.

Even his teachers are side eyeing him!

McGonagall made a not so veiled comment about it all, something about trust and shit that had everyone not so subtly glare at him.

And Regulus? He hadn't even noticed.

Barty can't even blame him, he looks so pale and sad, and he's sad because he had practice today but he won't be able to fly, which is criminal because the weather is just right and now Barty is for sure on the Quidditch team's shit list for keeping their best boy grounded.

He's so goddamn lucky that Emma Vanity is not in school anymore, let alone on the team. That viper would have had him by the throat the moment Regulus walked out of the dorm looking dejected and all sniffly.

Evan, on the other hand... Evan is aware. Evan is more than aware, and Evan is relishing in it all, since people are dubbing him the best friend to ever friend. He finds it funny, the cunt, and Barty hates himself for how loyal he is to that disgrace of a wizard, otherwise-

"I'll kill you," Barty had mouthed at him before hurrying out of their charms class, lest somebody cursed him.

Evan had smiled, all coy, and wrapped an arm around Regulus' shoulder, looking a protective bestie instead of the blood sucker he is. "Get a wooden stake, then." He'd responded, and Barty will get him. One day, he'll get him.

In order to get back at Evan, Barty has to survive the absolutely batshit encounter he's about to face. And he knows it's about to happen. See, it wasn't bad enough that Sirius Black was tailing him for most of the day, oh no... James Potter has suddenly joined him, and if eyes could kill...

Yeah, Barty is not having a good day, and it's only going to get worse. Hopefully his girlfriend will help make up for it, but chances are Barty will die before he sees her again.

how to make your sister shut up when she’s being annoying, by reggie black

S: remember, kids

S: in this world, you’re either a bitch or a pussy

S: and i know damn well which one i’d rather be

R: she did not-

R: i’m fucking your best friend.

S: andyouhavemyfullsupport-

R: sorry, i didn’t quite catch that. need me to repeat myself?

step one: date her bestie

step two: bring it up whenever she’s being annoying.

works like a charm.

Regulus: How did Sirius react when you told him we are dating?

James: He was cool with it actually

Regulus: James?

James: He tried to bite me

Regulus: I'm seeing someone

Sirius: Real or not?

James "someone" Potter: What does that mean now?

Sirius: He hasn't slept for a week. So, Reggie, are you dating someone or are you hallucinating?

Regulus: Both

Wolfstar 1978

Interviewer: you recently had a baby

Regulus: yes

Interviewer: earlier you said that... you don't like children.

Regulus: I still hate them, but my son is special, he-

James: he laughs so cute...and...and...when he cries i want to cry too, just make sure he doesn't cry...he's so cute *sobs* i'm sorry...i want to be a good dad like my father, but I can't do it...he cries and I cry and-

Interviewer: Mr Potter, babies cry all the time at this age

Regulus: I can tell he cries more than Harry

James: *sobs* that's a lie

Interviewer: you probably have the following task to become as wonderful parents as yours.

James: yes

Regulus: fuck, I hope not

happy birthday to this fool

The girls are here and they are besties ur honor

Alright! So I finished hand binding Crimson Rivers by @mayzarbewithyou :) this was my first time bookbinding so excuse the mistakes I am far from great, but all in good time! This fic basically changed the trajectory of my life so I thought I’d give it the love it deserves! the spine is regulus standing looking up at the tree and he is purposely put on the last book because he finally learned how to climb and grow. I’m so emotional over the end of the fic so this is very emotional to me. I did the typeset myself and there are some cool details I’ll try to put in another post, but basically I added all of Zar’s end notes as footnotes to the specific scenes he talks about! All very fun and the dingbats match the theme for the books and the backs each have quotes the correspond. I split it into 5 just because it didn’t feel right to have the epilogues in the same book as the war. They were two completely different parts of the story so I separated them. Anyways I’ll make another post. This was a labor of love and I hope I did it Justice :)

James: remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?

Regulus: yes?

James "they're out of my ADHD meds for 5 days...

Regulus: oh my god

James: it's gonna be a fun week!!!

Regulus: I'm going to my brother's.

James: through sickness and health motherfucker!!

Sirius (seeing James and Regulus flirt on a quidditch match): Uh Moony, you know what they’re doing? Why isn’t Reggie getting the snitch? ITS RIGHT THERE!

Remus: I think he’s busy chasing Prongs eh Wormtail?

Peter: Dunno but Prongs is to busy talking Regulus to catch the damn quaffle…

Sirius: Holy shit

Remus: Padfoot-

Sirius (materializes a megaphone): PRONGS STOP TRYING FUCK MY BROTHER AND FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME

does anyone here actually like jegulus for the relationship and not just because of brother drama?

i think im getting better at drawring them ao3 & marauders art

Sirius: You're pathetic Regulus: No you are Sirius: You like my best friend?! Regulus: And you like yours!

regulus: that's actually a really good idea barty.

barty: what did I say?

barty: I talk a lot... I've learned to just tune myself out.

Peter: what if we get expelled?

Sirius: no one gets expelled Peter, Barty crouch jr hasn’t been expelled and he’s part of the death eaters

James: i say that’s probably why

RIP Black family. You would've loved Conan Gray.

james: as most of you have realised by now, lily is the girl I’ve been seeing lately

remus:

peter:

sirius:

lily: err… why are they all staring at me like I’m a zoo animal?

remus: well, james acts sort of like a dad, so emotionally this is kind of like being told that you’re our new mum

lily: but… you guys know it’s nothing like that

lily: …right?

remus: absol—

sirius: *interrupts* do you know how to make macaroni?

lily: i—

sirius: macaroni’s my favourite :D

james: *sighs*

Andromeda: Sorry we're late

Sirius: We didn't want to come

Andromeda: But we felt it would be rude to deprive you of our presence

*both strike a pose*

you now what i hate the fact that all these people keep posting about remus being annoyed with sirius being an attention whore but let me tell you remus would absolutely smother sirius in attention. like remus motherfucking lupin will see a boy with shit childhood who didn’t get any kind of affection throughout his life and you’re telling me he wouldn’t just hug him out of the blue? tell him that he loves him? offers him his chocolate when he thinks his boyfriends mood is off? you guys think he out of all people wouldn’t understand trauma.

James: HE'S BEAUTY

Sirius: HE'S GRACE

Peter: HE'LL FUCK UP YOUR FACE *if you look at sirius*

James, Sirius & Peter: OUR LEADER, OUR SAVIOR, OUR HERO...

Remus: *entering the room*

James, Sirius & Peter: REMUS JOHN LUPIN

*inhales* WOMEN

The girls are partying to abba definitely

him 🧎🏻‍♂️

SIRIUS MODERN MODEL AU!!!!! Shoutout to the insomniacs, here's a late night post. Tumblr privilege is seeing everything hours before instagram does.

Inspired by the fic: “A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety” what honestly very quickly became one of my favorite fics by @greenvlvetcouch

R + S