Inspired By The Fic: “A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety” What Honestly Very Quickly Became One Of

i don’t understand why we aren’t using wolfstar instead of jegulus for the spiderman’s au???? LIKE REMUS BEING SPIDERMAN, HIM BEING BITTEN BY THE SPIDER, THE BEING AFRAID OF PEOPLE DISCOVERING HIS SECRET, THE SCARS, THE NOT WANTING HIS LOVED ONES KNOWING BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID OF HURTING THEM, HIM BEING THE SMART GUY AND THE HERO???, SIRIUS BEING HIS BESTFRIEND TRYING TO FIGURE HIM OUT AND FALLING IN LOVE WHILE DOING IT, REMUS BEING AFRAID THAT THE ONLY REASON SIRIUS LIKES HIM IS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO PROTECT HIM IN A WAY, ANDREW BEING ONE OF REMUS’ FANCASTS AND US LITERALLY HAVING MEDIA FOR EDITS ETC BECAUSE ANDREW IS SPIDERMAN??? LIKE AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE VISION

Harry: Padfoot, do you know who's that handsome, blond boy? Sirius: Narcissa's and Lucius's son. Why? Wait! Did you say he's handsome? Harry: Oh, so you know his parents? Do you know him? Can you introduce us? Please! Sirius: NO! HE'S A MALFOY! Remus: And you're a Black and I'm still putting up with you

don’t hate me but do you think james forgot the color of regulus’ eyes. do you think one day he stopped short, a random time, maybe he was in the kitchen, or walking through the garden. maybe he was on a mission, idk. but he stops, his breath catching in his throat, hands shaking, mind running in circles because he can’t remember. it’s only been a few months since his death, longer since the last time he’d seen him, but he can’t remember. he’s losing it, the imagine he’d had so carefully stored in his mind. he can still see it, but he can’t remember the precise color of his eyes. he knows they were green, knows in the right light they looks grey. but he can’t remember it.

sirius: *staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night*

remus: you alright?

sirius: just thinking back to the time when i was fourteen and regulus called me gay

remus: and?

sirius: he was right

As we all decided "death of the author" I will start adding new, 100% canon, information:

• Madam Maxine taught Hagrid how to do the macarena

• The Black family used to go on vacations to France

• Sirius won the Most Handsome Convict three years in a row

•Regulus used to shout obscene things to James while he was playing Quidditch to distract him but it stuck so James couldnt talk to him without feeling harassed

• James used to blame Remus' "bad behaved rabbit" for their pranks

• Sirius is wanted in France

• McGonagall has a private section of cat weed on the greenhouses

• Blaise bet with Pansy that Drarry was end game, he still owes her 25 galleons because "It might still happen"

• Remus and Lily told all the purebloods that Mickey Mouse is a muggle God

• Once James threatened to hex Evan but Regulus heard and said that likes when he hexes him at night, James immediately left

•Dumbledore is a war criminal

•James and Sirius tried dog food, Sirius because of padfoot, James was just curious, they both liked it a lot and eat when nobody is looking

• Regulus convinced Sirius that they have a squib brother who was sold tho the Polish mafia

• Harry once went to a therapist and made her cry

• Mrs Dursley had an affair with a fortune teller

•The Daily Prophet had a 12 pages article about the scandal of the "LOST BLACK BROTHER" it involved pictures of random polish kids with black hair and an interview with a very confused polish farmer who didn't speak english

•Hedwig is pansexual

•Mr Dursley once found the fortune teller in their kitchen so Mrs Dursley gaslighted him to believe she was a maid they hired 3 years ago

• Voldemort stole his name from a old french cartoon where the dog was called VoldiMorti

• The Death Eaters lived in fear of accidentally touching the black mark while bathing

• When James started dating Lily, Regulus started calling him cheater, half of Hogwarts believed that they were in a relationship despite James' angry denials

• You're gay

Remus Lupin, wearing only a towel around his waist: Sirius, could you throw me that shirt?

Sirius Black, very much speaking to Remus’ abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go-

James, mimicking a newscaster: Sirius Black had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.

jegulily are nerds. huge, giant, nerds. but in very different ways.

lily is a nerd in the sense she spends most of her time in the library, planning her career and studying for classes, obsessing over fictional books, playing chess, reading lord of the rings a million times, practices potion making for fun and likes to make the same potion over and over, gets excited over quidditch stats and making types of plays but finds watching the actual game boring

regulus is a nerd in the sense he obsesses over classical music and relentlessly learns compositions, secretly loves classic romance books and uses them to work out how to socialise, spends all his time studying or on independent projects usually related to something in one of his classes, was ojce given a cigarette and his first thought was to dissect it open

james is a nerd in the sense he obsessively watched star wars over and over and then brought every piece of merch he could find, always gets top marks in everything, willingly reads extremely high level transfiguration books for fun all the time, spends all day working out quidditch stats, and had a map making phase as a kid (which he still has)

The Cadence of Part-time Poets by motswolo

“remus lupin is the coolest marauder” i say into the mic

everyone claps. no backlash. its a fact.

Remus "You were never mine, but I was always yours" Lupin

and Sirius "You were my mine?" Black