Peter: What If We Get Expelled?

*after witnessing remus and regulus jokingly flirt for the past two hours*

james: just so we’re clear, you and regulus aren’t actually dating?

remus: no james. you’re free to shag your best friends brother if you wish.

sirius: WAIT. THATS WHY HE CARED SO MUCH? i thought he was just defending me! james potter you WHORE!

regulus: grow up.

sirius: you want to fuck my bestfriend!

regulus: no? your bestfriend wants to fuck me. i’d be happy with your boyfriend *winks*

remus: i’ll dream of you babe.

sirius: leave my friends alone reggie. you’re infecting them.

Remus: *puts bread on Sirius’ face, idiot sandwich style*

Remus: *trying not to laugh* what are you?

Sirius:

Remus: you—you’re inbred!

Sirius (seeing James and Regulus flirt on a quidditch match): Uh Moony, you know what they’re doing? Why isn’t Reggie getting the snitch? ITS RIGHT THERE!

Remus: I think he’s busy chasing Prongs eh Wormtail?

Peter: Dunno but Prongs is to busy talking Regulus to catch the damn quaffle…

Sirius: Holy shit

Remus: Padfoot-

Sirius (materializes a megaphone): PRONGS STOP TRYING FUCK MY BROTHER AND FOCUS ON THE FUCKING GAME

remus x sirius

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

By evix, and reposted with permission.

"Remus and James bonding over liking the Black Brothers" blah blah, give me Regulus and Sirius muttering to each other in French whenever either of their respective crushes does literally anything. Give me the Black Brothers being so beyond fucked with who they like that they turn to each other

James (bursting into the girls domitory): Super important question, if you had to kiss one of us, who would you choose?

Sirius (behind him): Think carefully-

Lily (brushing her hair): Remus

Sirius: It’s okay, you can take time to think-

Marlene (putting eyeliner on): I’m gay but Remus

James: Okay but-

Dorcas (reading a book): Gay and Remus

Sirius (staring at Mary): Who-

Mary (rolling her eyes): Remus

James (shrugging): I can’t even be mad, I’d choose Remus too

Sirius (sighing): Same

regulus “I don’t know how to get people to love me” black and james “people only love me because I made them” potter

LISTEN TO MEEEEE

why has NO ONE literally no one written a modern au fic where james is a skater and regulus is like major crushing on him so to get closer to him he ask him to teach him how to skate and tells him its bc he's trying to impress "a girl" and james ends up like majorly whipped for this man and is like insaneeeelllyyyyy crushing on him but doesnt try anything bc he thinks regulus has this girl he wants but ofc bc hes james potter hes not the best at hiding what he wants and yata yata yata

THERES SO MUCH U CAN DO WITH IT

U CAN CHUCK IN SIRIUS THERE AND AT THE START HAVE HIM ALL TEASING REGULUS OVER THIS "GIRL" HE LIKES BUT SLOWLY REALISING ITS JAMES AND JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT

and ofc OFC peter would be the only person to see thru regulus from the start (soon remus catches on too and its just him and peter being little shits dropping "subtle" hints about whats happening

ig ima have to write it 🙄🙄 EDIT: CHAPTER ONE NOW OUT:

Marauders edition of this