James: remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?
Regulus: yes?
James "they're out of my ADHD meds for 5 days...
Regulus: oh my god
James: it's gonna be a fun week!!!
Regulus: I'm going to my brother's.
James: through sickness and health motherfucker!!
imagine james surviving and growing old, having smile lines and still too bright eyes and telling harry all about his first love, telling tales of a boy named after a star not many see, of a boy who held his hand and sang songs in french in the dead of night, of a boy who smiled and stole his heartbeat, that one day began to match his lovers, of a boy who’s star shone a bit brighter the year he turned 19, of a boy he never stopped loving, a boy he never will.
i see your dorlene academic rivals to lovers and i raise you dorcas thinks they’re academic rivals and marlene is actually just trying to cheat off of dorcas and that’s why they’re getting the same marks on everything
The girls are partying to abba definitely
Harry: Padfoot, do you know who's that handsome, blond boy? Sirius: Narcissa's and Lucius's son. Why? Wait! Did you say he's handsome? Harry: Oh, so you know his parents? Do you know him? Can you introduce us? Please! Sirius: NO! HE'S A MALFOY! Remus: And you're a Black and I'm still putting up with you
wannabe rockstars
Regulus: *taking James glasses and puts them on*
Regulus: how do i look?
James: *blinking profusely* fucking blurry at this moment.
james: as most of you have realised by now, lily is the girl I’ve been seeing lately
remus:
peter:
sirius:
lily: err… why are they all staring at me like I’m a zoo animal?
remus: well, james acts sort of like a dad, so emotionally this is kind of like being told that you’re our new mum
lily: but… you guys know it’s nothing like that
lily: …right?
remus: absol—
sirius: *interrupts* do you know how to make macaroni?
lily: i—
sirius: macaroni’s my favourite :D
james: *sighs*
Remus used to call Regulus “Baby Black” at first but eventually the nickname turned into just “Baby”
Regulus usually wouldn’t like it but it drives James and Sirius mad
When you look up all the Marauder’s name’s in Urban Dictionary:
sirius: *staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night*
remus: you alright?
sirius: just thinking back to the time when i was fourteen and regulus called me gay
remus: and?
sirius: he was right