Happy Birthday To This Fool

Regulus: How did Sirius react when you told him we are dating?

James: He was cool with it actually

Regulus: James?

James: He tried to bite me

Inspired by the fic: “A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety” what honestly very quickly became one of my favorite fics by @greenvlvetcouch

you now what i hate the fact that all these people keep posting about remus being annoyed with sirius being an attention whore but let me tell you remus would absolutely smother sirius in attention. like remus motherfucking lupin will see a boy with shit childhood who didn’t get any kind of affection throughout his life and you’re telling me he wouldn’t just hug him out of the blue? tell him that he loves him? offers him his chocolate when he thinks his boyfriends mood is off? you guys think he out of all people wouldn’t understand trauma.

Alright! So I finished hand binding Crimson Rivers by @mayzarbewithyou :) this was my first time bookbinding so excuse the mistakes I am far from great, but all in good time! This fic basically changed the trajectory of my life so I thought I’d give it the love it deserves! the spine is regulus standing looking up at the tree and he is purposely put on the last book because he finally learned how to climb and grow. I’m so emotional over the end of the fic so this is very emotional to me. I did the typeset myself and there are some cool details I’ll try to put in another post, but basically I added all of Zar’s end notes as footnotes to the specific scenes he talks about! All very fun and the dingbats match the theme for the books and the backs each have quotes the correspond. I split it into 5 just because it didn’t feel right to have the epilogues in the same book as the war. They were two completely different parts of the story so I separated them. Anyways I’ll make another post. This was a labor of love and I hope I did it Justice :)

things that i think would put Regulus Black in a coma:

a la croix

las vegas

wannabe by the spice girls

hentai

the death of queen liz

the x-factor

pickles

the word "kinnie"

vapo-rub

domino by jesse j

a really good meatball sub

golf

a flu shot

wetherspoons

febreeze

pitch perfect iii

shape of you by ed sheeran

a chocolate milk

a bath bomb

cunk on earth

prawn crisps

any of the barbie films

the word "rizz"

a gold four loko

matty healy's accent

kombucha

the crimson rivers comments

a puff/elf bar

caesar dressing

a 3D movie

pho

the kardashians

wide-ruled notebook paper

this guy

improv

anything by nicki minaj

titanic

terry's chocolate orange

twilight

texas

wet socks

sharp cheddar

any wwii film

eminem

the free-brittany movement

tikka masala

asmr

James: aw, he's cute

Reg: *applogises when he does anything, trips in front of James and almost falls down the stairs* sorry-

James: oh... he's traumatised and cute

don’t hate me but do you think james forgot the color of regulus’ eyes. do you think one day he stopped short, a random time, maybe he was in the kitchen, or walking through the garden. maybe he was on a mission, idk. but he stops, his breath catching in his throat, hands shaking, mind running in circles because he can’t remember. it’s only been a few months since his death, longer since the last time he’d seen him, but he can’t remember. he’s losing it, the imagine he’d had so carefully stored in his mind. he can still see it, but he can’t remember the precise color of his eyes. he knows they were green, knows in the right light they looks grey. but he can’t remember it.

regulus, to james, absentmindedly: hey babygirl

remus, confused: babygirl?

james: yeah, i’m his babygirl, remus. keep up

Regulus: *taking James glasses and puts them on*

Regulus: how do i look?

James: *blinking profusely* fucking blurry at this moment.

Sorry Evans, I must not tell lies 😏

James: 👁👄👁

Decided to illustrate this dialogue. I present to you: Disney prince Sirius 👑