SIRIUS MODERN MODEL AU!!!!! Shoutout To The Insomniacs, Here's A Late Night Post. Tumblr Privilege Is

“I smell grass, broom polish…” Regulus leaned closer to the cauldron, smiling subconsciously as the comforting scents overtook his senses. “-a log fire, and… flowers?”

“Now I could be wrong, Reggie,” Pandora smiled innocently as she leaned closer to him. “But that sounds like it could be a certain Gryffindor we both know.”

Regulus groaned, feigning annoyance as he tried to hide a growing blush behind his hands. “Oh be quiet, Dora! We probably just brewed it wrong.”

“Hmm… what’s more likely? The two top students of our class brewing a simple amortentia potion wrong, or you being madly in love with James Pot-“

“Shut up!”

11 yr old james: so who do we end up with?

adult james: regulus

11 yr old james: ???

15-17 yr old james: FUCK YEAH

James: hey lils, would you be willing to help me with something?

Lily: it depends…probably not…

James: I’ll take that as a yes. You see, I heard from a little bird called Remus that you know French, he refused to teach me because apparently I’m too difficult but I thought maybe you could help.

Lily: oh sure, why?

James: …uhhh, well…you know how Sirius’ family are posh and fluent in French? I thought it would be nice if I…learnt something to make him feel…happy…and…understood??????

Lily: Sirius hates speaking French though, he hasn’t ever spoken French in the whole time we’ve known him?

James:

Lily:

James:

Lily: you want to impress Regulus Black don’t you?

James: ……maybe

Lily: So, being an animagus doesn't impact your normal human lifespan, does it?

James: I don't think that's how it works, no.

Lily: Good, because it says here that red deer--that's you--live to about 20.

James:

James: I'm sure it's fine.

sirius: you know what? whatever. who gives a shit about regulus? his entire personality is just being gay and mean

james: you forgot pretty

sirius:

james:

peter:

remus:

remus: you did forget pretty

harry potter recs #4

my masterlist

favs: 🧃

masterlists:

masterlist @swellwriting

masterlist @wrathspoet 🧃

harry potter masterlist @panda-noosh

masterlist @scandalous-chaos 🧃

draco malfoy:

his great love @beforeoursunsets 🧃

point of view @draconisxcaput 🧃

enemies by association @panda-noosh 🧃

odd one out @panda-noosh 🧃

james potter:

imitation @randomoutsiders 🧃

mortal enemies @scandalous-chaos

then kiss me again @wreckofawriter 🧃

saudade @gotkindabored

remus lupin:

shared sweaters and failed first impressions @swellwriting

journal @swellwriting

pomegranates @scandalous-chaos 🧃

george weasley:

slight differences @swellwriting

humor me @pepper-up-potion

fred weasley:

fingerprints @loonylupinn

freezing @mountkennedie

cedric diggory:

daisies in the summers @bubble-tea-bunny

neville longbottom:

i should hate you (series) @jimblejamblewriting

the accident @refiwrites

tom riddle:

tom riddle in the twins year @mistress-riddle

sirius black:

i wish @wreckofawriter

heartbeat part two @wreckofawriter 🧃

regulus black:

words unsaid @scandalous-chaos

he loves you @cryonme

*at some point in 1978*

sirius : i wanna do something illegal

remus : marry me

sirius : what?

remus : you heard me

Remus "You were never mine, but I was always yours" Lupin

and Sirius "You were my mine?" Black

Reading fanfic has heightened my paranoia. Somebody could be directly across from me on the other side of the room with no reasonable way of being able to see my phone screen but I always have that nagging feeling that somehow everyone in the room knows exactly what sins I’m committing and are severely disappointed in me.

you now what i hate the fact that all these people keep posting about remus being annoyed with sirius being an attention whore but let me tell you remus would absolutely smother sirius in attention. like remus motherfucking lupin will see a boy with shit childhood who didn’t get any kind of affection throughout his life and you’re telling me he wouldn’t just hug him out of the blue? tell him that he loves him? offers him his chocolate when he thinks his boyfriends mood is off? you guys think he out of all people wouldn’t understand trauma.