Interviewer: You Recently Had A Baby

*at some point in 1978*

sirius : i wanna do something illegal

remus : marry me

sirius : what?

remus : you heard me

regulus: im in love with james! there i said it!

barty *who thought he would never realize*: really? wow i never would have... gosh thats a... shocker

Keeping Up With The Potters;

James: Mom… Dad…

James: Regulus and I are dating

Fleamont: It’s Regulus and I not- holy shit you got it right

Fleamont, after a pause: Holy shit you’re dating Regulus

things that i think would put Regulus Black in a coma:

a la croix

las vegas

wannabe by the spice girls

hentai

the death of queen liz

the x-factor

pickles

the word "kinnie"

vapo-rub

domino by jesse j

a really good meatball sub

golf

a flu shot

wetherspoons

febreeze

pitch perfect iii

shape of you by ed sheeran

a chocolate milk

a bath bomb

cunk on earth

prawn crisps

any of the barbie films

the word "rizz"

a gold four loko

matty healy's accent

kombucha

the crimson rivers comments

a puff/elf bar

caesar dressing

a 3D movie

pho

the kardashians

wide-ruled notebook paper

this guy

improv

anything by nicki minaj

titanic

terry's chocolate orange

twilight

texas

wet socks

sharp cheddar

any wwii film

eminem

the free-brittany movement

tikka masala

asmr

i see your dorlene academic rivals to lovers and i raise you dorcas thinks they’re academic rivals and marlene is actually just trying to cheat off of dorcas and that’s why they’re getting the same marks on everything

The girls are partying to abba definitely

look at barty & evan. just—look at them

ac: likeafunerall

regulus “I don’t know how to get people to love me” black and james “people only love me because I made them” potter

By evix, and reposted with permission.

the black brothers were both stars but one loved the sun and one loved the moon