Skzatzo0 - Josie

Peter: what if we get expelled?

Sirius: no one gets expelled Peter, Barty crouch jr hasn’t been expelled and he’s part of the death eaters

James: i say that’s probably why

james: as most of you have realised by now, lily is the girl I’ve been seeing lately

remus:

peter:

sirius:

lily: err… why are they all staring at me like I’m a zoo animal?

remus: well, james acts sort of like a dad, so emotionally this is kind of like being told that you’re our new mum

lily: but… you guys know it’s nothing like that

lily: …right?

remus: absol—

sirius: *interrupts* do you know how to make macaroni?

lily: i—

sirius: macaroni’s my favourite :D

james: *sighs*

marauders stans fit into two categories:

1. top shaggers

2. astronomical virgins, like they’ve barely even made eye-contact with someone

everyone at hogwarts knows about harrys gay dads but some people hear about these two older gay men and for the first time in their lives feel seen. some people, like a certain fruity slytherin kid.

basically draco would have been much less of a twat if he had a positive gay influence in his life, or at the very least someone to tell him he doesnt have to listen to his dad

unexpected meetings in the astronomy tower and an improbable alliance

fake dating au but it’s *actually* fake and they just want to make their lovers jealous? anyone?

(i might make more simpler parts bc i have like a whole fic in mind LMAO)

also page three and four are low quality bc i have a toxic relationship w procreate, so don’t zoom in too much.

close up and jily icons:

harry potter recs #4

my masterlist

favs: 🧃

masterlists:

masterlist @swellwriting

masterlist @wrathspoet 🧃

harry potter masterlist @panda-noosh

masterlist @scandalous-chaos 🧃

draco malfoy:

his great love @beforeoursunsets 🧃

point of view @draconisxcaput 🧃

enemies by association @panda-noosh 🧃

odd one out @panda-noosh 🧃

james potter:

imitation @randomoutsiders 🧃

mortal enemies @scandalous-chaos

then kiss me again @wreckofawriter 🧃

saudade @gotkindabored

remus lupin:

shared sweaters and failed first impressions @swellwriting

journal @swellwriting

pomegranates @scandalous-chaos 🧃

george weasley:

slight differences @swellwriting

humor me @pepper-up-potion

fred weasley:

fingerprints @loonylupinn

freezing @mountkennedie

cedric diggory:

daisies in the summers @bubble-tea-bunny

neville longbottom:

i should hate you (series) @jimblejamblewriting

the accident @refiwrites

tom riddle:

tom riddle in the twins year @mistress-riddle

sirius black:

i wish @wreckofawriter

heartbeat part two @wreckofawriter 🧃

regulus black:

words unsaid @scandalous-chaos

he loves you @cryonme

*inhales* WOMEN

Sorry Evans, I must not tell lies 😏

James: 👁👄👁

Decided to illustrate this dialogue. I present to you: Disney prince Sirius 👑

Andromeda: Sorry we're late

Sirius: We didn't want to come

Andromeda: But we felt it would be rude to deprive you of our presence

*both strike a pose*

"fuck you my child is completely fine" your child reads fanfiction about gay wizards from the 70's and not only that but cries over them AND relates to them