Regulus: I'm Seeing Someone

Keeping Up With The Potters;

James: Mom… Dad…

James: Regulus and I are dating

Fleamont: It’s Regulus and I not- holy shit you got it right

Fleamont, after a pause: Holy shit you’re dating Regulus

tried a more painterly style for this marylily piece!! this was fun to do <3

Remus, to his parents: instead of complaining about how I spend too much time in my room, just be grateful I’m not doing drugs!

Remus: ..

Remus, to himself: I do the drugs anyway but they don’t need to know that

Harry: Padfoot, do you know who's that handsome, blond boy? Sirius: Narcissa's and Lucius's son. Why? Wait! Did you say he's handsome? Harry: Oh, so you know his parents? Do you know him? Can you introduce us? Please! Sirius: NO! HE'S A MALFOY! Remus: And you're a Black and I'm still putting up with you

i see your dorlene academic rivals to lovers and i raise you dorcas thinks they’re academic rivals and marlene is actually just trying to cheat off of dorcas and that’s why they’re getting the same marks on everything

At the Yule ball

*three of the marauders standing together, Sirius and Remus as each other’s date and James secretly waiting for his*

Regulus: *walks into the great hall in the Oscar’s outfit YALL know which one*

James: *wide eyed as he spots regulus* *gulping*

Sirius: what??

James:

Sirius: *spots regulus* *looks at James* *looks at regulus*

Sirius: Merlins bullocks! *marches over to regulus* hi Reggie!! You look dashing! Now tell me, Where are the rest of your clothes?

Regulus: can’t say the same about you, and it’s none of your business. Go back to your stupid friends. *regulus smiles and winks at James*

James: *blushing*

Sirius: *looks at james* *looks at regulus*

Remus: *sees the relization on sirius* oh shit si-

Sirius: WHAT? JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER! MY BABY BROTHER?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? Don’t answer that!

James: *runs*

Sirius: *rants in French* *runs after him*

the black brothers were both stars but one loved the sun and one loved the moon

fuck the who fell first/who fell harder trope, who had to break up but never moved on, and who was heartbroken but managed to put the pieces back together?

also jegulus parallels <33 what is is about the blacks and their golden retriever lovers and never getting a happy non-tragic ending?

i spent 15 hrs to make a comic of a wlw ship that no one in this fandom considers, but i don’t regret it one bit! spreading my nobleflower agenda!!

(@prongsxsluv i think you might like this one x)

how to make your sister shut up when she’s being annoying, by reggie black

S: remember, kids

S: in this world, you’re either a bitch or a pussy

S: and i know damn well which one i’d rather be

R: she did not-

R: i’m fucking your best friend.

S: andyouhavemyfullsupport-

R: sorry, i didn’t quite catch that. need me to repeat myself?

step one: date her bestie

step two: bring it up whenever she’s being annoying.

works like a charm.