Jace: I’ve Killed More Demons Than I Can Count

Jace: I’ve killed more demons than I can count

Jace: Because I’ve killed a lot of demons

Jace: Not because I can’t count very high

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3 years ago

I’m fine. This is all fine.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I didn’t do it

Jem: Then why are you laughing?

Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I think I found a way to make money

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Will: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Jem: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it can do to your body!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: Just be casual, try some light flirting

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*later*

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*high fives Gideon*

Gideon: *intertwines fingers*

Sophie: what-

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas: Where do you want to be in five years, Alastair?

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Thomas: What was that?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Christopher and Thomas: *sing together*

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Thomas: I know. That was incredible. You know, we should do something with this.

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Thomas: ...

Thomas: Or we could try singing?

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Matthew: So, I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes and thought “Wow, animals are easily entertained.”

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3 years ago

The way that Emma nearly drowned and it turned Julian into a human GPS

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: [faints]

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