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sirius: *staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night*

remus: you alright?

sirius: just thinking back to the time when i was fourteen and regulus called me gay

remus: and?

sirius: he was right

jegulily are nerds. huge, giant, nerds. but in very different ways.

lily is a nerd in the sense she spends most of her time in the library, planning her career and studying for classes, obsessing over fictional books, playing chess, reading lord of the rings a million times, practices potion making for fun and likes to make the same potion over and over, gets excited over quidditch stats and making types of plays but finds watching the actual game boring

regulus is a nerd in the sense he obsesses over classical music and relentlessly learns compositions, secretly loves classic romance books and uses them to work out how to socialise, spends all his time studying or on independent projects usually related to something in one of his classes, was ojce given a cigarette and his first thought was to dissect it open

james is a nerd in the sense he obsessively watched star wars over and over and then brought every piece of merch he could find, always gets top marks in everything, willingly reads extremely high level transfiguration books for fun all the time, spends all day working out quidditch stats, and had a map making phase as a kid (which he still has)

tried a more painterly style for this marylily piece!! this was fun to do <3

Regulus: (sliding rings off and on his fingers idly)

Pandora: What are you doing?

Regulus: Starting a fight.

Pandora: How, exactly?

Regulus: I overheard James tell Remus that he likes my hands.

Pandora: Okay…

Regulus: (nods at Gryffindors and smirks) Just watch.

James: (staring & drooling) He’s killing me.

Sirius: (fuming) How, exactly?

Remus: More like trying to get you killed.

Remus used to call Regulus “Baby Black” at first but eventually the nickname turned into just “Baby”

Regulus usually wouldn’t like it but it drives James and Sirius mad

LISTEN TO MEEEEE

why has NO ONE literally no one written a modern au fic where james is a skater and regulus is like major crushing on him so to get closer to him he ask him to teach him how to skate and tells him its bc he's trying to impress "a girl" and james ends up like majorly whipped for this man and is like insaneeeelllyyyyy crushing on him but doesnt try anything bc he thinks regulus has this girl he wants but ofc bc hes james potter hes not the best at hiding what he wants and yata yata yata

THERES SO MUCH U CAN DO WITH IT

U CAN CHUCK IN SIRIUS THERE AND AT THE START HAVE HIM ALL TEASING REGULUS OVER THIS "GIRL" HE LIKES BUT SLOWLY REALISING ITS JAMES AND JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT

and ofc OFC peter would be the only person to see thru regulus from the start (soon remus catches on too and its just him and peter being little shits dropping "subtle" hints about whats happening

ig ima have to write it 🙄🙄 EDIT: CHAPTER ONE NOW OUT:

look at barty & evan. just—look at them

ac: likeafunerall

ohhhh. Oh wow I would actually do anything for James potter

ac: likeafunerall

Dark Remus. Remus who turned to Regulus after the prank. Becoming a master at card games and taking shots. Remus sneaking out after dark with Evan and Barty. Remus switching his jumpers for blazers. The whole of Slytherin remember that one party where Remus punched Snape, liquor in one hand, Regulus’ eyeliner, blood on his knuckles. Barty teaching him guitar. Dorcas letting him borrow her guitar. Chipped black nail polish. Smirks over breakfast, dark laughter during lessons. Pranks they get away with. Remus and Regulus flirting shamelessly while doing homework, stares as he walked in corridors. Putting Lily’s concealer in the bin, letting the light see his scars. Remus embracing the monster inside him as he lives amongst them:

So we've got Jegulus raising Harry and Wolfstar raising Teddy

Now imagine Rosekiller raising a child.

That child would be chaos personified, an absolute menace.

the black brothers were both stars but one loved the sun and one loved the moon

*after witnessing remus and regulus jokingly flirt for the past two hours*

james: just so we’re clear, you and regulus aren’t actually dating?

remus: no james. you’re free to shag your best friends brother if you wish.

sirius: WAIT. THATS WHY HE CARED SO MUCH? i thought he was just defending me! james potter you WHORE!

regulus: grow up.

sirius: you want to fuck my bestfriend!

regulus: no? your bestfriend wants to fuck me. i’d be happy with your boyfriend *winks*

remus: i’ll dream of you babe.

sirius: leave my friends alone reggie. you’re infecting them.

Regulus: my brother is a drama queen he won’t let us date-

James: leave that to me

*later*

James: *sneezes*

Sirius: Bless you

James: what?

Sirius: i said bless you

James running to Regulus: I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT- HE GAVE US HIS BLESSING

Regulus in disbelief: holy shit you actually did it

Sirius: wait what

Remus Lupin, wearing only a towel around his waist: Sirius, could you throw me that shirt?

Sirius Black, very much speaking to Remus’ abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go-

James, mimicking a newscaster: Sirius Black had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.

Lily: why do you want to be a prefect anyways?

Remus: private bathroom

Lily: really?

Remus: I have shared a bathroom with Sirius, James, and Peter for the last 4 years.

Remus: I dream about showering in peace

this was inspired by a @/avesinhogwarts tik tok she’s made like AGES ago

tbf, the real rizz lord is remus, followed by marlene and peter

in the end the “few days” turned out to be barely 24 hrs lol

The Cadence of Part-time Poets by motswolo

Gang gang

Wolfstar is painful because everything slipped away from them and they didn’t even realize it until it was too late

Jegulus is painful because everything slipped away from them and they saw it coming from the very beginning and as hard as they tried, they still couldn’t hold onto it

when prompted with soft jegulus, soft jegulus is what i shall provide

college au! where sirius is a pretty model & remus can only be this strong

college au! where sirius is a pretty model & remus can only be this strong

tinder au?? maybe..

(thank you @padfootastic for the brain assistance with this and giving me the headcanon that harry definitely calls Sirius by his proper title to annoy him)

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"It's fine, Sirius," Harry said for the third time and Remus snorted behind his cup of coffee.

"You tripped getting into bed last night, Harry."

"I trip all the time!"

"Over clothes? That should be not on the floor?" Sirius pointed out and Harry rolled his eyes as he pushed back from his chair at the kitchen table. Lunch disrupted by a disagreement.

"I mean, sometimes. It's my space! You said it's my choice how it looks and everything, and I say its perfectly clean!"

Sirius sighed and looked at Remus for the slightest bit of assistance. Harry's door had been left open that morning and Sirius had happened to walk by, immediately wishing he hadn't. Wishing he was just oblivious to the disorder of his godson, and the pile of dishes on his nightstand. The curious case of the missing spoons had been solved in a single moment, glancing at the leaning tower of midnight ice cream bowls in Harry's room with accompanying utensils.

"I don't pretend to be the neatest person," Remus started, "But I do know that...you're verging on unsanitary territory."

"Am not! It's f--"

"It's not and this is finished. Dishes come down here, all of them, pick up your floor, laundry goes in the hamper or in your dresser. Got it?" Sirius told him firmly in a tone that didn't leave space for argument, Harry's eyebrows immediately knitting together, "When was the last time you wiped your bathroom counter?"

"...Do you want to know the answer to that or is this a rhetorical moment?" Harry asked, having the decency to look a little sheepish at the claim Sirius had made.

"I'm not expecting perfection, I'm just--"

"Yeah okay," Harry rolled his eyes, "Whatever you'd like your Highness. Your grace, Your majesty.."

"I'm serious," Sirius attempted to continue through mild annoyance, especially as his godson began bowing.

"No, no, don't be modest, you're Lord Black, of the House of Black, most Noble and Ancient, ruler of--" Remus snorted again, his mouth turning up at the corners.

"Knock it off, Harry, I'm asking for a little bit of effort here."

"Of course, Lord Black. I only live to serve, to appease you!" Harry responded with a bow, "I am banished to my quarters until they shine like the top of the Ministry Fountains!" Harry threw his hands into the air, flourishing them dramatically as he exited the kitchen. Sirius inhaled deeply and looked at his husband who was smirking still.

"Am I being unreasonable about this? He's going to have mold growing--"

Remus gasped, "Mold! Oh no! We can't have that in the Most Noble and--"

"Oh, fuck right off, Moons."

--

About an hour later, Sirius heard the door to his godson's room open, followed by the bang of a firecracker, and a horn sounding off. Sirius jumped flat off Remus's lap at the sound, Remus immediately moaning at an elbow that landed in his stomach.

"Watch where you put those things, baby," Remus muttered

"What--"

"LORD BLACK, I HAVE FINISHED CLEANING MY CHAMBERS AND IT IS AWAITING YOUR INSPECTION!"

"Can I punish him for being obnoxious? Is that forbidden?" Sirius asked Remus, "Can I give him extra chores just for annoying me? Or will that get my Worlds Greatest Godfather trophy revoked?"

"Revoked."

"Damn.

"AHEM--IT IS AWAITING INSPECTION FROM THE LORD, SO THAT ONE MIGHT BE ABLE TO ENJOY THEIR RUDDY SATURDAY WHILE THE SUN IS STILL OUT!"

Sirius shook his head, apparating up the stairs to meet Harry who was standing outside his bedroom door. Sirius immediately hooked an arm around his godson's shoulders, messing up his hair roughly.

"HEY, STOP IT, NO FAIR--"

"Plenty fair, maybe you should hit the weights more," Sirius released Harry from the hold, grinning as he looked around the much neater room. Harry had even made his bed.

"Is my room up to par, Lord Black?" Harry asked teasingly, "Shall I fix anything that isn't up to your standards? Post-haste?"

"Post-haste?"

"It means--"

"I know what it means, nutter," Sirius said nudging Harry with a small grin, "Thank you for cleaning, it looks much better."

"Anything to appease the Master of the House," Harry said with a cheeky smile back, though he let Sirius palm the back of his head without pulling away.

"I know...I can be a little paranoid about cleanliness," Sirius said, catching Harry's eyes, "And I hope I haven't made you feel like you need to...keep up to that standard. My standard because sometimes I'm not even clean enough for my standard. I don't want you to feel like that, yeah?"

"I was taking a piss, Sirius. My room was gross. I'm just stubborn."

"Mm. Thought so," Sirius said and kissed him on the side of the head, "Go enjoy the rest of your ruddy Saturday."

"I HAVE APPEASED LORD BLACK, MASTER LUPIN. I HAVE BEEN GIVEN PERMISSION TO SEE THE GREAT OUTDOORS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE AFTERNOON, A JOYOUS DAY!" Harry shouted and Sirius cracked a smile, shoving Harry just hard enough to send him off balance.

At the Yule ball

*three of the marauders standing together, Sirius and Remus as each other’s date and James secretly waiting for his*

Regulus: *walks into the great hall in the Oscar’s outfit YALL know which one*

James: *wide eyed as he spots regulus* *gulping*

Sirius: what??

James:

Sirius: *spots regulus* *looks at James* *looks at regulus*

Sirius: Merlins bullocks! *marches over to regulus* hi Reggie!! You look dashing! Now tell me, Where are the rest of your clothes?

Regulus: can’t say the same about you, and it’s none of your business. Go back to your stupid friends. *regulus smiles and winks at James*

James: *blushing*

Sirius: *looks at james* *looks at regulus*

Remus: *sees the relization on sirius* oh shit si-

Sirius: WHAT? JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER! MY BABY BROTHER?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? Don’t answer that!

James: *runs*

Sirius: *rants in French* *runs after him*

"fuck you my child is completely fine" your child reads fanfiction about gay wizards from the 70's and not only that but cries over them AND relates to them

obsessed!!!!!! oh my god. (art is by @ ada_lovegood on insta!) might be one of my favorite pieces of wolfatar fanart, i feel like they’re just captured so well. brb very inspired to write now xx

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