The Cadence Of Part-time Poets By Motswolo

things that i think would put Regulus Black in a coma:

a la croix

las vegas

wannabe by the spice girls

hentai

the death of queen liz

the x-factor

pickles

the word "kinnie"

vapo-rub

domino by jesse j

a really good meatball sub

golf

a flu shot

wetherspoons

febreeze

pitch perfect iii

shape of you by ed sheeran

a chocolate milk

a bath bomb

cunk on earth

prawn crisps

any of the barbie films

the word "rizz"

a gold four loko

matty healy's accent

kombucha

the crimson rivers comments

a puff/elf bar

caesar dressing

a 3D movie

pho

the kardashians

wide-ruled notebook paper

this guy

improv

anything by nicki minaj

titanic

terry's chocolate orange

twilight

texas

wet socks

sharp cheddar

any wwii film

eminem

the free-brittany movement

tikka masala

asmr

tell me it’s not true, i dare you 👊🏻😢

c: starchaser.wolfstar on instagram

When you look up all the Marauder’s name’s in Urban Dictionary:

college au! where sirius is a pretty model & remus can only be this strong

James: babe, babe, do the thing

Regulus: *genuinely smiles*

James: *breathless* oh Merlin

SIRIUS MODERN MODEL AU!!!!! Shoutout to the insomniacs, here's a late night post. Tumblr privilege is seeing everything hours before instagram does.

him 🧎🏻‍♂️

fuck the who fell first/who fell harder trope, who had to break up but never moved on, and who was heartbroken but managed to put the pieces back together?

also jegulus parallels <33 what is is about the blacks and their golden retriever lovers and never getting a happy non-tragic ending?

i spent 15 hrs to make a comic of a wlw ship that no one in this fandom considers, but i don’t regret it one bit! spreading my nobleflower agenda!!

(@prongsxsluv i think you might like this one x)

"fuck you my child is completely fine" your child reads fanfiction about gay wizards from the 70's and not only that but cries over them AND relates to them

marlene: you use emojis like a straight person

sirius: that’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me