So We've Got Jegulus Raising Harry And Wolfstar Raising Teddy

As we all decided "death of the author" I will start adding new, 100% canon, information:

• Madam Maxine taught Hagrid how to do the macarena

• The Black family used to go on vacations to France

• Sirius won the Most Handsome Convict three years in a row

•Regulus used to shout obscene things to James while he was playing Quidditch to distract him but it stuck so James couldnt talk to him without feeling harassed

• James used to blame Remus' "bad behaved rabbit" for their pranks

• Sirius is wanted in France

• McGonagall has a private section of cat weed on the greenhouses

• Blaise bet with Pansy that Drarry was end game, he still owes her 25 galleons because "It might still happen"

• Remus and Lily told all the purebloods that Mickey Mouse is a muggle God

• Once James threatened to hex Evan but Regulus heard and said that likes when he hexes him at night, James immediately left

•Dumbledore is a war criminal

•James and Sirius tried dog food, Sirius because of padfoot, James was just curious, they both liked it a lot and eat when nobody is looking

• Regulus convinced Sirius that they have a squib brother who was sold tho the Polish mafia

• Harry once went to a therapist and made her cry

• Mrs Dursley had an affair with a fortune teller

•The Daily Prophet had a 12 pages article about the scandal of the "LOST BLACK BROTHER" it involved pictures of random polish kids with black hair and an interview with a very confused polish farmer who didn't speak english

•Hedwig is pansexual

•Mr Dursley once found the fortune teller in their kitchen so Mrs Dursley gaslighted him to believe she was a maid they hired 3 years ago

• Voldemort stole his name from a old french cartoon where the dog was called VoldiMorti

• The Death Eaters lived in fear of accidentally touching the black mark while bathing

• When James started dating Lily, Regulus started calling him cheater, half of Hogwarts believed that they were in a relationship despite James' angry denials

• You're gay

look at barty & evan. just—look at them

ac: likeafunerall

The girls are partying to abba definitely

“I smell grass, broom polish…” Regulus leaned closer to the cauldron, smiling subconsciously as the comforting scents overtook his senses. “-a log fire, and… flowers?”

“Now I could be wrong, Reggie,” Pandora smiled innocently as she leaned closer to him. “But that sounds like it could be a certain Gryffindor we both know.”

Regulus groaned, feigning annoyance as he tried to hide a growing blush behind his hands. “Oh be quiet, Dora! We probably just brewed it wrong.”

“Hmm… what’s more likely? The two top students of our class brewing a simple amortentia potion wrong, or you being madly in love with James Pot-“

“Shut up!”

“remus lupin is the coolest marauder” i say into the mic

everyone claps. no backlash. its a fact.

beginner witch tings

m a s t e r p o s t 💫🔮🌙

wheel of the year/ sabbats (yule) (imbolc) (ostara) (beltane) (litha) (lammas) (mabon) (samhain) *

basics of sigil making (x) (x) (x)

intent/intention and why it’s so important

candles + color magick

beginner herbs and their correspondences 

book of shadows vs grimoire (how to begin)

grounding

beginner crystals and their correspondences

c l e a n s i n g (room) (crystals) 

random books i found (e-books) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)

*i corrected the links

marauders stans fit into two categories:

1. top shaggers

2. astronomical virgins, like they’ve barely even made eye-contact with someone

Peter: what if we get expelled?

Sirius: no one gets expelled Peter, Barty crouch jr hasn’t been expelled and he’s part of the death eaters

James: i say that’s probably why

When you look up all the Marauder’s name’s in Urban Dictionary:

harry potter recs #4

my masterlist

favs: 🧃

masterlists:

masterlist @swellwriting

masterlist @wrathspoet 🧃

harry potter masterlist @panda-noosh

masterlist @scandalous-chaos 🧃

draco malfoy:

his great love @beforeoursunsets 🧃

point of view @draconisxcaput 🧃

enemies by association @panda-noosh 🧃

odd one out @panda-noosh 🧃

james potter:

imitation @randomoutsiders 🧃

mortal enemies @scandalous-chaos

then kiss me again @wreckofawriter 🧃

saudade @gotkindabored

remus lupin:

shared sweaters and failed first impressions @swellwriting

journal @swellwriting

pomegranates @scandalous-chaos 🧃

george weasley:

slight differences @swellwriting

humor me @pepper-up-potion

fred weasley:

fingerprints @loonylupinn

freezing @mountkennedie

cedric diggory:

daisies in the summers @bubble-tea-bunny

neville longbottom:

i should hate you (series) @jimblejamblewriting

the accident @refiwrites

tom riddle:

tom riddle in the twins year @mistress-riddle

sirius black:

i wish @wreckofawriter

heartbeat part two @wreckofawriter 🧃

regulus black:

words unsaid @scandalous-chaos

he loves you @cryonme