Regulus: My Brother Is A Drama Queen He Won’t Let Us Date-

James: would you still love me if I was a deer?

Reg, who one hundred percent has figured out theyre animagi: no

James: *starts sobbing*

Reg: I'd adore and fawn over you

James: ... *falling so much deeper in love*

Sirius: *slow clapping*

ohhhh. Oh wow I would actually do anything for James potter

ac: likeafunerall

Remus: *puts bread on Sirius’ face, idiot sandwich style*

Remus: *trying not to laugh* what are you?

Sirius:

Remus: you—you’re inbred!

happy birthday to this fool

Gang gang

James: aw, he's cute

Reg: *applogises when he does anything, trips in front of James and almost falls down the stairs* sorry-

James: oh... he's traumatised and cute

Harry: Who would you like to date? If you didn't have a partner

Regulus: Remus, but look at me i'm with Potter

James: Hey you love me, and 100% Moony

Lily: Remus, he's so sweet and hot

Mary: Rem, he's so sexy

Marlene: Shit, ofc Remus, turn on like summer sun

Dorcas: Lovely Lupin

Sirius: I'm the lucky one

Remus: Shut up

Barty: Potter, you like Regulus, right?

James: Wha, n-no, what are you on about?

Barty: Okay, now that's sorted, do you want to fake date me?

James: Barty, I'm flattered but I have feelings for someone else.

Barty: Yeah I know, Regulus, that's the whole point.

Barty: Also, I said fake date Potter, get your hearing checked.

James: I'm sorry, but why would we fake date?

Barty: Salazar, I don't get what Regulus sees in you, you're as dense as fucking brick.

James: What?

Barty: I guess I have to spell it out to you. I am Regulus's ex. If we pretend to date it will make him so jealous. He'll see straight through it, realise what you are doing and you'll be going out in a few weeks.

James: Wait, what's the catch?

Barty: Catch? That is litterally it?

James: That plan doesn't benefit you at all? Of course there's a catch?

Barty: Oh, but you see it very much benefits me because Evan is going to react the exact same way as Regulus, towards me.

Lily: why do you want to be a prefect anyways?

Remus: private bathroom

Lily: really?

Remus: I have shared a bathroom with Sirius, James, and Peter for the last 4 years.

Remus: I dream about showering in peace

i don’t understand why we aren’t using wolfstar instead of jegulus for the spiderman’s au???? LIKE REMUS BEING SPIDERMAN, HIM BEING BITTEN BY THE SPIDER, THE BEING AFRAID OF PEOPLE DISCOVERING HIS SECRET, THE SCARS, THE NOT WANTING HIS LOVED ONES KNOWING BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID OF HURTING THEM, HIM BEING THE SMART GUY AND THE HERO???, SIRIUS BEING HIS BESTFRIEND TRYING TO FIGURE HIM OUT AND FALLING IN LOVE WHILE DOING IT, REMUS BEING AFRAID THAT THE ONLY REASON SIRIUS LIKES HIM IS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO PROTECT HIM IN A WAY, ANDREW BEING ONE OF REMUS’ FANCASTS AND US LITERALLY HAVING MEDIA FOR EDITS ETC BECAUSE ANDREW IS SPIDERMAN??? LIKE AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE VISION