The Black Brothers Were Both Stars But One Loved The Sun And One Loved The Moon

REMUS LUPIN

James: come on Peter, I don't like dudes, I've only ever liked girls

Peter: *fed up* is that Regulus making out with Barty?

James: What he say?! *breaks his neck to look*

Peter: whoops it was Evan

Oil for Sea Witches

This one is for my Water sign, beach loving, mermaid believing, sandy spellcasting witches.

4 Ounce warm Coconut Oil

2 drops Sandalwood essential oil

5 drops Orange Essential oil

2 drops Vanilla essential oil

3 drops Lime essential oil

2 Drops Patchouli essential oil

Mix them together thoroughly. Reheat and rub on skin as a warm oil. As you massage into the skin visualize the ocean and manifest that power into you. 

ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢᵖᵉˡˡ﹖ ᵇᵒᵒᵏᵐᵃʳᵏ ᵐʸ ᵉᵗˢʸ ᵗᵒ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵉˡˡˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵘᵖᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵉᵇᵒᵒᵏ﹗

Spreading my Jegulily agenda

AU where Regulus hates James for taking Sirius’ attention (but is also kinda secretly in love with him) but James barely knows Regulus exists so Regulus tries to catch his attention get back at him by seducing the girl that James is madly in love with: the one and only Lily Evans.

And he maybe accidentally falls in love with her as well in the process…

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

Regulus: *taking James glasses and puts them on*

Regulus: how do i look?

James: *blinking profusely* fucking blurry at this moment.

things that i think would put Regulus Black in a coma:

a la croix

las vegas

wannabe by the spice girls

hentai

the death of queen liz

the x-factor

pickles

the word "kinnie"

vapo-rub

domino by jesse j

a really good meatball sub

golf

a flu shot

wetherspoons

febreeze

pitch perfect iii

shape of you by ed sheeran

a chocolate milk

a bath bomb

cunk on earth

prawn crisps

any of the barbie films

the word "rizz"

a gold four loko

matty healy's accent

kombucha

the crimson rivers comments

a puff/elf bar

caesar dressing

a 3D movie

pho

the kardashians

wide-ruled notebook paper

this guy

improv

anything by nicki minaj

titanic

terry's chocolate orange

twilight

texas

wet socks

sharp cheddar

any wwii film

eminem

the free-brittany movement

tikka masala

asmr

WITCH'S CANDLE (NO WICK)

This type of candle is very fragrant, burns without a wick, because the candle is a mixture of dry herbs and beeswax. DIY candles are preferable for a witch, because they get the spell energy in the process of making them.

To make a candle you'll need 2 oz. beeswax and one tablespoon of dried herbs. Cut the herbs into small, but not fine pieces. Melt the wax in a microwave. Make a cone mold of thick paper or/and foil. Put a little bit of herbs in the cone, pour a little bit of wax. Then again, herbs and wax. Stir them with a tooth pick. Continue to the top. Let it cool down completely. If the wax drops from the bottom of the cone, put the end in a cup with very cold water to solidify.

Another way to do it is to warm the beeswax on a heater, so it becomes moldable. Press it by your hands into a "pancake" and mix the dried herbs into it. Form a cone. Make a hole on top with a stick and put more herbs into it. Roll the candle in dried herbs. The candle may take a little bit of time to flame up.

Try it with

Lavender (peace, dreams)

Rose, birch leaf (love, fertility)

Mugwort, nettle (cleansing)

Bay leaf, clover (prosperity)

Thyme, sage (health)

Oak leaf, juniper (strength)

Rosemary (will and focus)

The Cadence of Part-time Poets by motswolo

11 yr old james: so who do we end up with?

adult james: regulus

11 yr old james: ???

15-17 yr old james: FUCK YEAH