Sirius: *staring At The Ceiling In The Middle Of The Night*

regulus: im in love with james! there i said it!

barty *who thought he would never realize*: really? wow i never would have... gosh thats a... shocker

listen I don’t even fuck with jegulus like that but I saw someone talk about how it’s unrealistic that all of the marauders are gay… bestie… everyone knows that if one person in the friend group is gay they all are

remus lupin has never been innocent in his life that boy is ready to manipulate mansplain manslaughter

Regulus: Is Potter…reading?

Barty: (shrugs)

*James scribbles in the margin of the book, grinning to himself.*

Regulus: Did he just…annotate?

Pandora: (grabs wrist) Regulus, leave it.

Regulus: Is it hot in here all of a sudden? (fans face)

Evan: Bit much, mate.

Regulus: (hyperventilating) What did he write? I need to know!

James’s notations: Imagine if hamsters had wings! Dumpling supremacy. Such a wanker! Shag already.

things that i think would put Regulus Black in a coma:

a la croix

las vegas

wannabe by the spice girls

hentai

the death of queen liz

the x-factor

pickles

the word "kinnie"

vapo-rub

domino by jesse j

a really good meatball sub

golf

a flu shot

wetherspoons

febreeze

pitch perfect iii

shape of you by ed sheeran

a chocolate milk

a bath bomb

cunk on earth

prawn crisps

any of the barbie films

the word "rizz"

a gold four loko

matty healy's accent

kombucha

the crimson rivers comments

a puff/elf bar

caesar dressing

a 3D movie

pho

the kardashians

wide-ruled notebook paper

this guy

improv

anything by nicki minaj

titanic

terry's chocolate orange

twilight

texas

wet socks

sharp cheddar

any wwii film

eminem

the free-brittany movement

tikka masala

asmr

fuck the who fell first/who fell harder trope, who had to break up but never moved on, and who was heartbroken but managed to put the pieces back together?

also jegulus parallels <33 what is is about the blacks and their golden retriever lovers and never getting a happy non-tragic ending?

i spent 15 hrs to make a comic of a wlw ship that no one in this fandom considers, but i don’t regret it one bit! spreading my nobleflower agenda!!

(@prongsxsluv i think you might like this one x)

i see your dorlene academic rivals to lovers and i raise you dorcas thinks they’re academic rivals and marlene is actually just trying to cheat off of dorcas and that’s why they’re getting the same marks on everything

Wolfstar 1978

regulus, to james, absentmindedly: hey babygirl

remus, confused: babygirl?

james: yeah, i’m his babygirl, remus. keep up

idk, i just wanted to draw good ol’ Regulus Black playing the violin.