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that man did not pick his hat and dust it off (spl mention: very sexily on his thigh) and wear it, all after falling off a fucking heli and almost getting killed by it's blade for some of y'all to whine about it.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

𝐌𝐖𝟐 + 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒 !

simon “ghost” riley kisses you on the forehead.  ghost isn’t big on pda, but he’s starving for your touch at the same time.  kiss him back on his skull mask, and he’ll become putty in your hands.

john “soap” mactavish kisses you like he needs it.  when he’s around you, soap cannot control himself (ghost teases him religiously for it).  a peck turns into a kiss, then soon enough you’re both fucking on the couch.

phillip graves likes short, sweet kisses.  at first, graves is hesitant to show vulnerability; but as time passes, he slowly begins to open up.  you’re his good luck charm before missions, so he’ll leave a peck on your lips before he goes.

alejandro vargas kisses you passionately with tongue like it’s his last.  despite being acquainted with the worst of death and bloodshed, his ultimate fear is losing you.  so while alejandro has the chance, he wants to constantly remind you that you’re loved.

kyle “gaz” garrick loves soft neck kisses.  he does like pda, but nothing too graphic.  there’s never a moment where you’re not holding hands with gaz.  he’ll cuddle and share banter with you until your sides hurt from laughing.

john price cups your face before squarely kissing you on the lips.  gaz has berated both of you in the past for showing too much pda, so price only uses tongue in private.

valeria garza kisses you in secret.  no one knows the identity of el sin nombre, and valeria intends to keep it that way.  when she does kiss you, her kisses are soft and languid, and her sin nombre façade completely fades away.

Every time Norman Bates stuttered in Psycho

Luke: Are we fighting or flirting?

Din : I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Luke: Your point?

Hi, hello! I hope you are good and take care of yourself!

I need to say I ADORE how you write! Whenever I feel bad or bored I open your account and read what you wrote! Keep ip the good work!

Since I'm fixated on CoD lately, would you be able to do this with any character of your choosing? Maybe especily Ghost and Alejandro?

I can write that! I love angst/hurt/comfort!

Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Alejandro Vargas x Fem!Reader

Tags: fluff, hurt/comfort, protectiveness, angst, hugs, cuddles, soothing kisses

A/N: I'm not on TikTok a lot but there are some good prompts on there for sure.

Simon loves you more than anyone, he's confident in his abilities on the battlefield. Yet he worries about your well being whenever he leaves. Coming back and seeing that you're safe and sound and alive is the best he could ever ask for.

His injuries? Nevermind them, he's a big guy, he can handle that. Hates to see you crying because of him. He knows you hate the thought of losing him but you don't have to worry. He'll always come back to you. He will always come back, walk through that door and sweep you off your feet and into a big kiss, whispering how much he's missed that smile of yours.

Alejandro worries about leaving you alone. He doesn't want you to constantly have to wake up alone, you'd be better off with someone else instead of him putting you though all that stress every time he goes on a mission.

He holds you close every night, kissing your forehead and telling you how much he loves you. That's why he wants you to have someone by your side always. You don't want anyone else. You want him, to come back to you, to call you, to hear his voice, feel his embrace. There's nowhere you'd feel better then in his arms, with his lips pressed against yours.

🎄✨ Merry Christmas from Task Force 141! 🎄✨

2022 has been a helluva year. Celebrate the wonderful Christmas day with old friends like Alex🦿, Farah🌞, and Nikolai🕶️. May we gain more friends like Alejandro🛖 and Rudy🦌, and get rid of people like Graves🪦 and Shepherd🐑 in our lives!

Let us welcome 2023 with hopeful hearts,

Stay Frosty!

- 141 -

💰🧢💀🧼

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Laswell made the gingerbread cookies. Unfortunately, cookie!Alex's left leg cracked, while cookie!Graves were the only one came out burnt (for some reason).

Merry Christmas! 🎄✨

just boys being cuties

the great gatsby but instead of "in my younger and more vulnerable years" it starts with

You can't leave them anywhere...can't take them anywhere...

THE FALL GUYS MUSIC TOOK ME OUT LMAOOOOOOO

seertane nation wake up i made a meme

This is genuinely hilarious to me

(Y/N), throwing their head into Ghost's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Ghost, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

👋 I like your shoelaces.

(Y/n): *slams books down in front of Gaz*

(Y/n): Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Gaz: You could of said literally anything else.

(Y/n), with a serious face: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Gaz: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

*Meanwhile, Somewhere*

Price, standing up suddenly:

Ghost:

Soap:

Laswell: Are you alright..?

Price: Something has happened…

*y/n and ghost skipping stones on a lake*

y/n: it’s such a beautiful evening.

ghost, whispering: take that you fucking lake.

maggie reacting to fusehound being canon

I can't believe they r canon (i can)

Credit:- @grimyfrightz on Instagram

*Grogu watching y/n with intense eyes*

Y/n: what is he doing?

Ashoka: thinking. Making an important decision.

Y/n:oh I see. So we just wait?

Ashoka: yes.

~many hours later~

Y/n: is he done? I'm getting kinda impatient.

Grogu, looking at Ashoka: pato...

Ashoka: he is chosen you to be his mother. Congratulations.

Y/n: what?

Ashoka: he also said "please". Because his dad kinda sucks at flirting.

RAIN MUST FALL

─ An Anakin Skywalker x fem!reader smut imagine

─ Warnings: sex, oral sex (receiving), dirty talk, praise kink, soft but teasing Ani <3

─ Summary: Anakin wakes up to the beautiful scenery of his wife and the rain, and he simply can’t help himself but indulge in the beauty in front of him.

─ MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

Anakin Skywalker woke up to the sound of rain pelting across the window, the sounds of thunderstorms rang in the distance.

The sky was grey and cloudy, the outside reminded him of the neverending rain on Kamino–the cloning facility, that place never seemed to see the light of day, and now, it seemed as if that dreadful thunderstorm over Kamino had rolled its way into the skies of Coruscant.

Anakin liked the rain. He didn’t prefer it, but he liked it. He liked that it wasn’t the awful sandstorms of Tatooine or of Geonosis. It always helped him find peace–it had the same effect as if he were in the Jedi Temple, in the room of a Thousand Fountains. He thought back to it briefly–he hadn’t been there since he was a padawan, it would be nice to revisit, though he hardly had time for anything these days. The war had always pounded at his back door, begging for his attention elsewhere, instead of finding peace for his own self.

Although, there was one thing he had time for, and he would always make time for, and that was his wife. He would make time for her over his own needs any day.

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Open Book

For the @drarrymicrofic prompt: found. Huge thanks to my sweetest love @basicallyahedgehog for helping me workshop this!

Draco was in the attic for ten minutes before he found it, in a box within a box, under a pile of clothes that likely hadn't seen the light of day in a decade. He flipped through the diary's slightly faded pages, stopping to read bits that made him chuckle, tear up, and ache with sympathy for his younger self.

Finally, Draco shut the diary and tucked it under his arm before he started trotting quickly down the stairs, He reached the living room to find Harry still there, fidgeting and wide-eyed.

"I know part of you is worried that what I said last night was just impulsive and in the heat of the moment. So, here," Draco said, tossing the diary toward Harry, who caught it easily. "Proof that I've been trying to figure out a way to tell you I love you for years. So if you can't believe me," he nodded at the diary in Harry's hands, "maybe you'll believe him."

Vincent: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Lester: How?

Vincent: I need someone to take the fall.

Lester: What did you do?

Vincent: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Bo, from the other room: Oh my god.

Vincent: ...

Bo: OH MY GOD!

Lester: Make it a hundred.

Vincent: Deal.

happy birthday @caroll-in !!!

DIEGO & LILA in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 3 “That idiot may actually love you.”

we all know lila sends these to diego at fucking 3am despite them being in the same bed, next to eachother.

Ok yeah everyone in TUA is traumatised beyond recovery but I guess everyone is still underestimating the fact that Five has a literal imaginary girlfriend he’s desperately in love with and might never get over from…