🎄✨ Merry Christmas From Task Force 141! 🎄✨

that man did not pick his hat and dust it off (spl mention: very sexily on his thigh) and wear it, all after falling off a fucking heli and almost getting killed by it's blade for some of y'all to whine about it.

-you’d start off helping him out and quickly move up the ranks until you’re his direct right hand woman

-he’s always super impressed with your work ethic

-he’s attracted to you from the start

-after a particularly rough night of mayhem he gets caught up in the moment and kisses you

-we all know what this leads to: some pretty kinky shit yo

-after that he trusts you even more as his second

-he gets super protective

-people were scared of you before but now? you’re the second most dangerous person in the city

-people know not to mess with you. not because the Joker will mess them up, but because you will

-the Joker adores your similarities

-people are scared enough of you two when you’re alone, let alone when you’re together

-people will literally piss themselves if the two of you show up

-Joker likes to play

-i mean, i’m not saying he’d totally get off on hurting people but he totally does fam

-whenever you get too caught up in doing your job as his right hand, sometimes he’s like, just live a little and will throw you over his shoulder

-driving super fast cars

-i mean you’re in a relationship but i feel like you would have made you way to the top before that happened so people still respect you

-the Joker would be pissed if they didn’t respect you

-idk this would be a pretty hella dynamic 

Thinking about

Husband!Price who is so horribly, atrociously down bad for his wife. Like loves her more than breathing. She’s just had their first baby and poor girl is DEPRESSED about how her body looks. She’s been hiding herself from John because she’s afraid he won’t like her anymore, but my man is NOT having that. Maybe some angst to comfort to smut if you’re comfortable??🥰

of course! i believe with my entire ass that price is the biggest simp for his wife. the only ex he's ever had, ex-gf and ex-fiancee turned wife. so if you ask him then that's all he's gonna bring up bc you're his one and only. so of course he's going to notice if there's something amiss in his wife's attitude :(

he'd probably have taken the baby to play with while he can make sure mama gets her rest. but the baby falls asleep on him fast since they love being cuddled up against his big, warm chest. so when he tries to sneak back into the bedroom to put the baby down (bc mans would not let the baby out of his sight and if it wants to sleep, it can do so under his watchful eye), he catches you standing up and trying to get dressed instead of sleeping. he's about to just walk in until he hears you huff and let out a little cry.

and that's when he realizes that you've angled yourself in front of the mirror while pulling at your skin to reveal the stretch marks you've gotten from the pregnancy. sees how you've thrown a bunch of your maternity wear onto the ground. the most recent addition being the sleep shirt you were just wearing, one that john had bought you, as you crumple it into a ball and sigh angrily. you hated how it looked on you, or rather, how you looked.

and it absolutely broke his heart to see his wife so upset over her changed appearance. but in his eyes it made you glow so much! :( the mother of his child, his wife, his little love. ugh! of course he'd have to do something about it. and for the first time, john sets the baby down in nursery crib instead of in bed between you two.

"whatchu up to, lovie?" john's voice rumbles into the quiet room. and just makes his way over to you in hugs you from behind so he can watch your face in the mirror. he can see the way you're trying to cover up. which is a hard feat when he's already got you wrapped up in his arms.

"where's the baby?" you stutter out.

"'n the nursery. decided it's probably good to get some crib time. and i wanted to spend time with my wife." you melt into his arms, but the insecurities stay solid within you. he sees the way you can't meet his face and glance at your figure as it shows through the gaps of his arms.

he hums as he watches those wandering eyes. as much as he wants to believe it's because of those beefy arms around your waist, he knows better. instead just starts kissing the side of your face, then down your neck and to your shoulders.

"what are you doing, john?" you ask while resting palms over the backs of his hands. he rubs his face into your neck and hums, casually glancing up at you in the reflection.

"loving on my wife. why? got a problem with it?" he smiles and then rests his chin on your shoulder. starts to roam his hands over your body. it makes you squeal since you're wearing only panties right now, having been caught changing by him.

"john!"

he silences you by using a hand to turn you to kiss him. he presses a sweet, tender kiss to you. much like the ones he gives you when saying hello in the mornings and when he comes home. and his eyes? oh, they look at you with so much adoration. a dopey smile on his face and cheeks flushed as he takes you in.

"god, i'm in love with you. you know that?" he whispers to you. he then turns you back to the mirror so you can look at yourself. he rests his hands on your hips so you aren't hidden by his arms anymore. "you're perfect. don't matter what you looked like then and now and then after. love this beautiful body, love this warm heart, love this fantastic mind. i love this beautiful woman." he squeezes gently at your hips and hums behind you. it makes you tear up a bit and then he gently pushes you towards the bed.

"where are we-"

"can i show you how much i love you? how obsessed i am with you?" he asks you, eyes determined to do just that. it has you choking on your words and you're already sitting on the edge of the bed as he strips himself of his shirt already. you don't have too much of a fight in you as he crawls over you and kindly pushes you down, a hand cradling your face.

"but, john. don't i look... weird? we can wait a little longer and i can start trying to go to the gym."

"we can work out just fine by doing this," he teases with a slight smirk. he raises his eyebrows provocatively and it has you flushing even more.

"but i look-"

"like a goddess, love. s'nothing i don't love about you." he kisses you sweetly and then settles his weight a little more on you, shifting between your legs and wrapping them around his waist. "and i mean it. nothing i don't love 'bout you."

"john," you whisper out, but he kisses you again. keeps kissing you until the doubt about your own body starts to melt away because you're too focused on how his hands lovingly trace up and down your sides.

"c'mon, my sweet wife. you look amazing like this."

it makes you sigh a little, as if finally giving into his wishes. but it does warm your heart at how earnest he is. and not a shred of doubt in the look he gives you. but you're pretty sure there's a little bit of hunger in them.

"but i just gave birth."

"never looked better." he grins and rakes his eyes down your body. now you're pretty convinced. and if you weren't before, you can visibly see the way his boxers shift on their own. "in fact, what if you give me another one. bet you'll look like a dream."

this meme is not relevant anymore but i wanted to do it anyway.

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

Lila: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.

Lila: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.

Diego: Lila no-

Soft OG!Michael Myers NSFW HC’S

Summary: How Michael reacts to his first time with Reader (GN!Reader but if I accidentally wrote anything specific please lmk)

Not proof read.

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Hi, hello! I hope you are good and take care of yourself!

I need to say I ADORE how you write! Whenever I feel bad or bored I open your account and read what you wrote! Keep ip the good work!

Since I'm fixated on CoD lately, would you be able to do this with any character of your choosing? Maybe especily Ghost and Alejandro?

I can write that! I love angst/hurt/comfort!

Pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Alejandro Vargas x Fem!Reader

Tags: fluff, hurt/comfort, protectiveness, angst, hugs, cuddles, soothing kisses

A/N: I'm not on TikTok a lot but there are some good prompts on there for sure.

Simon loves you more than anyone, he's confident in his abilities on the battlefield. Yet he worries about your well being whenever he leaves. Coming back and seeing that you're safe and sound and alive is the best he could ever ask for.

His injuries? Nevermind them, he's a big guy, he can handle that. Hates to see you crying because of him. He knows you hate the thought of losing him but you don't have to worry. He'll always come back to you. He will always come back, walk through that door and sweep you off your feet and into a big kiss, whispering how much he's missed that smile of yours.

Alejandro worries about leaving you alone. He doesn't want you to constantly have to wake up alone, you'd be better off with someone else instead of him putting you though all that stress every time he goes on a mission.

He holds you close every night, kissing your forehead and telling you how much he loves you. That's why he wants you to have someone by your side always. You don't want anyone else. You want him, to come back to you, to call you, to hear his voice, feel his embrace. There's nowhere you'd feel better then in his arms, with his lips pressed against yours.

Vincent: If you had to choose between Bo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Lester: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Bo: Lester!

Vincent: 63 cents.

Lester: I'll take the money.

Bo: LESTER!!!