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1 year ago

Thinking about

Husband!Price who is so horribly, atrociously down bad for his wife. Like loves her more than breathing. She’s just had their first baby and poor girl is DEPRESSED about how her body looks. She’s been hiding herself from John because she’s afraid he won’t like her anymore, but my man is NOT having that. Maybe some angst to comfort to smut if you’re comfortable??🥰

of course! i believe with my entire ass that price is the biggest simp for his wife. the only ex he's ever had, ex-gf and ex-fiancee turned wife. so if you ask him then that's all he's gonna bring up bc you're his one and only. so of course he's going to notice if there's something amiss in his wife's attitude :(

he'd probably have taken the baby to play with while he can make sure mama gets her rest. but the baby falls asleep on him fast since they love being cuddled up against his big, warm chest. so when he tries to sneak back into the bedroom to put the baby down (bc mans would not let the baby out of his sight and if it wants to sleep, it can do so under his watchful eye), he catches you standing up and trying to get dressed instead of sleeping. he's about to just walk in until he hears you huff and let out a little cry.

and that's when he realizes that you've angled yourself in front of the mirror while pulling at your skin to reveal the stretch marks you've gotten from the pregnancy. sees how you've thrown a bunch of your maternity wear onto the ground. the most recent addition being the sleep shirt you were just wearing, one that john had bought you, as you crumple it into a ball and sigh angrily. you hated how it looked on you, or rather, how you looked.

and it absolutely broke his heart to see his wife so upset over her changed appearance. but in his eyes it made you glow so much! :( the mother of his child, his wife, his little love. ugh! of course he'd have to do something about it. and for the first time, john sets the baby down in nursery crib instead of in bed between you two.

Thinking About

"whatchu up to, lovie?" john's voice rumbles into the quiet room. and just makes his way over to you in hugs you from behind so he can watch your face in the mirror. he can see the way you're trying to cover up. which is a hard feat when he's already got you wrapped up in his arms.

"where's the baby?" you stutter out.

"'n the nursery. decided it's probably good to get some crib time. and i wanted to spend time with my wife." you melt into his arms, but the insecurities stay solid within you. he sees the way you can't meet his face and glance at your figure as it shows through the gaps of his arms.

he hums as he watches those wandering eyes. as much as he wants to believe it's because of those beefy arms around your waist, he knows better. instead just starts kissing the side of your face, then down your neck and to your shoulders.

"what are you doing, john?" you ask while resting palms over the backs of his hands. he rubs his face into your neck and hums, casually glancing up at you in the reflection.

"loving on my wife. why? got a problem with it?" he smiles and then rests his chin on your shoulder. starts to roam his hands over your body. it makes you squeal since you're wearing only panties right now, having been caught changing by him.

"john!"

he silences you by using a hand to turn you to kiss him. he presses a sweet, tender kiss to you. much like the ones he gives you when saying hello in the mornings and when he comes home. and his eyes? oh, they look at you with so much adoration. a dopey smile on his face and cheeks flushed as he takes you in.

"god, i'm in love with you. you know that?" he whispers to you. he then turns you back to the mirror so you can look at yourself. he rests his hands on your hips so you aren't hidden by his arms anymore. "you're perfect. don't matter what you looked like then and now and then after. love this beautiful body, love this warm heart, love this fantastic mind. i love this beautiful woman." he squeezes gently at your hips and hums behind you. it makes you tear up a bit and then he gently pushes you towards the bed.

"where are we-"

"can i show you how much i love you? how obsessed i am with you?" he asks you, eyes determined to do just that. it has you choking on your words and you're already sitting on the edge of the bed as he strips himself of his shirt already. you don't have too much of a fight in you as he crawls over you and kindly pushes you down, a hand cradling your face.

"but, john. don't i look... weird? we can wait a little longer and i can start trying to go to the gym."

"we can work out just fine by doing this," he teases with a slight smirk. he raises his eyebrows provocatively and it has you flushing even more.

"but i look-"

"like a goddess, love. s'nothing i don't love about you." he kisses you sweetly and then settles his weight a little more on you, shifting between your legs and wrapping them around his waist. "and i mean it. nothing i don't love 'bout you."

"john," you whisper out, but he kisses you again. keeps kissing you until the doubt about your own body starts to melt away because you're too focused on how his hands lovingly trace up and down your sides.

"c'mon, my sweet wife. you look amazing like this."

it makes you sigh a little, as if finally giving into his wishes. but it does warm your heart at how earnest he is. and not a shred of doubt in the look he gives you. but you're pretty sure there's a little bit of hunger in them.

"but i just gave birth."

"never looked better." he grins and rakes his eyes down your body. now you're pretty convinced. and if you weren't before, you can visibly see the way his boxers shift on their own. "in fact, what if you give me another one. bet you'll look like a dream."

2 years ago

color guard is just *jambs thumb* *jambs thumb* *forgets counts* *over rotates* *jambs thumb* *questions why you even do guard* *drops the easy stuff*

2 years ago

another one <3

3 years ago

Okay but serious talk

Do you ever think about how much pressure Vincent and his parents put on himself? Like since he was the "messed up twin" he had to always prove himself and his worth.

The amount of times he has hurt or worked himself to the bone just to be as perfect as his mother wanted him to be. He grew up thinking that if he wasn't good at what his parents wanted him to do then he didn't literally deserved to live.

He knew what happened when you didn't do anything worthy of love cause he saw it in how they treated Bo and his brother was the normal one so in his head he would be like "if he gets treated like that and he doesn't has anything wrong then I could get something worse"

He always felt this need to prove himself. More of a reason is that if he gets his parents to like him then he can have an opportunity to defend Bo.

And even more when he sees that even when he is the one messing up something, Bo always lies to protect him. He sees how his parents tend to always believe Bo is the bad one. That feeds the need to be able to do something worthy of all of that cause he feels that otherwise Bo is getting abused for nothing.

And then Bo gets killed because of he was doing too. And now I get why Vinny was so angry when carly said Bo was the freak.

He has never resented his brother, Bo was all he ever had and was the only one giving him unconditional love always and never asked vinny to be anything more or less than what he is.

And now he has died protecting him and it's getting once again blamed for stuff Vinny's guilty too.

Okay But Serious Talk
3 years ago

~Clouds~

❥Fluff

❥Muichiro Tokito X Gn reader

❥not word counted

~Clouds~

you sat in the grass on a small hill with a close friend of yours, the mist hashira. enjoying the warm spring air and the cool breeze, while staring up at the clouds in the deep blue sky, listening to Muichiro as he pointed up at the sky multiple times just listing the different types of shapes and animals he sees. taking the time to admire your best friend's features for a moment as he zoned out before he spoke again, "that one...", "hm?-which one?", "that one...", he pointed upward at the cloud making you look up, "oh that one, what about it?", he looked to the side trying to think of what the shape was. "uhh..umm that one long orange thing... with the green stuff on top, a vegetable...I think", it took you a moment to register his description of the object, but it came to your mind after a minute. "uh.. a carrot?", He nodded, "yeah that thing, that cloud looked like one", you looked at it a bit longer as it was now spread out from the wind, "well it did, Tokito, how do you forget what a carrot is?", He looked over at you with his eyebrows raised "I guess it just slipped my mind, most things do...I forgot the name of that one too..", He pointed at the cloud and you looked up again. sighing, and shaking your head as you realized that peaceful cloud watching has now turned into a guessing game with Muichiro.


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2 years ago

so,,, short s/o who's shorter than freddy? like,, 5'3 short.

Freddy Krueger x short!Reader Headcanons:

Finally!! Someone shorter than him

All these tall motherfuckers around him

Except for Chucky, but he’s a little shit

Anyways, I have no doubts in my mind

That Freddy would be an ass about it

He would use as his arm rest

If you ask to grab things for you

For like a minute or two, he might hold it over your head and tell you to beg

Freddy loves being tall (to you)

It makes him feel superior

That being said tho

He would try his best to lift you

(Usually does better in dreamland but don’t tell him that)

You get annoyed with him a lot

But hey he’s happy and you’re not gonna ruin that for him

He definitely rests his pointy chin on your head

Freddy loves that you’re the little spoon

Dick rubbing time 🤪

But hey you don’t mind-

1 year ago

Three Simple Words [Slaxl]

BCDXUGFCGCHG I FORGOT I WROTE THIS AND I'M CRYING

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"Slash?" Axl whisper- yelled "slash, are you awake?"

No response.

They had been dating for almost 7 months now, and yet no one had managed to let go those three simple words. The words lingered on thier tounges like a sweet taste, begging to be let go, but they both thought it would be too early and didnt want to scare the other off. Meanwhile on this cold night axl had gathered all his courage to say it, even if slash wasnt awake to hear.

He sighed. "I love you...." he said under his breath, taking time to admire the younger males facial features. With those words spilling out of his mouth he felt freed.

The next day slash woke up first, but decided to stay by his lovers side. Axl arose with a loud yawn, streching his arms up high.

"Goodmorning." He smiled rubbing his eye tierdly

Slash just greeted him with a sudden passtionate kiss, placing his hands on either side of his face.

"Wha- what was that for?" Axl laughed lazily.

"i love you too." Slash breathed

"Oh... you heard that..." axl said embarrassed, as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Yeah..." slash went to answer but was interupted with a pair of soft plump lips on his.

1 year ago
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3 years ago

what life would be like after meeting the Hewitts'

What Life Would Be Like After Meeting The Hewitts'

You first Met Luda Mae in the gas station when you were driving with your friend and her boyfriend, so basically third wheeling

Luda Mae liked you as soon as you greeted her with a sincere smile and made small talk with her while your friends looked around the store.

Thomas was putting things away in the back when you bumped into him.

He expected you to run away screaming but you excused yourself and smiled at him, asking if he needed help.

he didn't answer so you opted to help anyways, Thomas can't help but steal glances at you.

You notice he doesn't or can't speak but you do most of the talking yourself.

Thomas is upset when you leave with you friends and Luda Mae takes notice of it.

You meet again after Hoyt brings you three back to the house, a gash across your head while your friends are taken to the shed.

Luda Mae cleans you up while you sit their blankly, your head still pounding.

Your surprised to see Thomas again, and you can see it in his eyes how happy he is.

Your the lone survivor of your group

It takes time for you to fully trust Thomas but you notice how, despite his size and strength, he treats you as if your made of glass.

When you finally start to grow accustom to your new home and life you grow closer to Thomas.

Luda Mae is strongly trying to push you into a relationship with her son, something you both blush and get embarrassed about.

You don't admit your feelings until a victim almost hurts you then your admitting you love each other

Thomas is protective of you to the max after the incident and when your both asleep he is pressed against you holding your form with his body form facing the door. ~nsfw part under cut~

Let all be honest, Thomas is huge.

what he lacks in length, he makes up in girth

Thomas may be gentle at first but once you've got him riled up enough he won't give a damn about anything.

Thomas is amazing at aftercare, he gently massage any marks he's made on your skin and kiss your neck while you smile

This man has a breeding kink and if you beg for him to cum in you, he will 100% put you in a mating press and pump you full

Thomas will fuck you about anywhere in the house, and if your both lucky and the house is empty then you in for a ride of your life

trust me when I say you will not walk for a couple of days

seeing you wobble and littered with marks and such, Thomas will feel sorry but part of him gets riled up once more to see you such a mess by his hands.

1 year ago

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