This Is Genuinely Hilarious To Me

stu: that’s right sidney i’m gay, and so is billy.

billy: what? i ain’t gay.

stu: what are you talking about? you took me to that club.

billy: so? they play good music there.

stu: and what about our trip to san francisco

billy: i wanted to go shopping.

stu: but, you made love to me?

billy: no wait, hold on hold on.. first off all you sucked my dick.

You can't leave them anywhere...can't take them anywhere...

THE FALL GUYS MUSIC TOOK ME OUT LMAOOOOOOO

~Clouds~

❥Fluff

❥Muichiro Tokito X Gn reader

❥not word counted

you sat in the grass on a small hill with a close friend of yours, the mist hashira. enjoying the warm spring air and the cool breeze, while staring up at the clouds in the deep blue sky, listening to Muichiro as he pointed up at the sky multiple times just listing the different types of shapes and animals he sees. taking the time to admire your best friend's features for a moment as he zoned out before he spoke again, "that one...", "hm?-which one?", "that one...", he pointed upward at the cloud making you look up, "oh that one, what about it?", he looked to the side trying to think of what the shape was. "uhh..umm that one long orange thing... with the green stuff on top, a vegetable...I think", it took you a moment to register his description of the object, but it came to your mind after a minute. "uh.. a carrot?", He nodded, "yeah that thing, that cloud looked like one", you looked at it a bit longer as it was now spread out from the wind, "well it did, Tokito, how do you forget what a carrot is?", He looked over at you with his eyebrows raised "I guess it just slipped my mind, most things do...I forgot the name of that one too..", He pointed at the cloud and you looked up again. sighing, and shaking your head as you realized that peaceful cloud watching has now turned into a guessing game with Muichiro.

Lila: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.

Lila: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.

Diego: Lila no-

How do y’all write for slasher’s so easily? I could never… I’d hate to mess it up☹️

Ok yeah everyone in TUA is traumatised beyond recovery but I guess everyone is still underestimating the fact that Five has a literal imaginary girlfriend he’s desperately in love with and might never get over from…