honeybunzxo - Honey Bunz
Honey Bunz

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2 years ago

Lila: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.

Lila: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.

Diego: Lila no-

2 years ago

Let’s play a game of Laster tag!!!!!!!!!

You In or not???????

Let’s Play A Game Of Laster Tag!!!!!!!!!

By the way I can’t imagine Hannibal lecter ever playing a game of laser tag but it’s fun to imagine.

2 years ago

color guard is just *jambs thumb* *jambs thumb* *forgets counts* *over rotates* *jambs thumb* *questions why you even do guard* *drops the easy stuff*

2 years ago

Color guard is an inherently gay activity. I don’t know what it is but something about it attracts the queers

2 years ago
-you’d Start Off Helping Him Out And Quickly Move Up The Ranks Until You’re His Direct Right Hand
-you’d Start Off Helping Him Out And Quickly Move Up The Ranks Until You’re His Direct Right Hand

-you’d start off helping him out and quickly move up the ranks until you’re his direct right hand woman

-he’s always super impressed with your work ethic

-he’s attracted to you from the start

-after a particularly rough night of mayhem he gets caught up in the moment and kisses you

-we all know what this leads to: some pretty kinky shit yo

-after that he trusts you even more as his second

-he gets super protective

-people were scared of you before but now? you’re the second most dangerous person in the city

-people know not to mess with you. not because the Joker will mess them up, but because you will

-the Joker adores your similarities

-people are scared enough of you two when you’re alone, let alone when you’re together

-people will literally piss themselves if the two of you show up

-Joker likes to play

-i mean, i’m not saying he’d totally get off on hurting people but he totally does fam

-whenever you get too caught up in doing your job as his right hand, sometimes he’s like, just live a little and will throw you over his shoulder

-driving super fast cars

-i mean you’re in a relationship but i feel like you would have made you way to the top before that happened so people still respect you

-the Joker would be pissed if they didn’t respect you

-idk this would be a pretty hella dynamic 

2 years ago

Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽

Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽
Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽
Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽
Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽
Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽
Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽
2 years ago
Flashback To S3 Of Stranger Things When Steve Was Tripping Absolute Balls After Being Drugged🤭😵‍💫
Flashback To S3 Of Stranger Things When Steve Was Tripping Absolute Balls After Being Drugged🤭😵‍💫
Flashback To S3 Of Stranger Things When Steve Was Tripping Absolute Balls After Being Drugged🤭😵‍💫
Flashback To S3 Of Stranger Things When Steve Was Tripping Absolute Balls After Being Drugged🤭😵‍💫
Flashback To S3 Of Stranger Things When Steve Was Tripping Absolute Balls After Being Drugged🤭😵‍💫
Flashback To S3 Of Stranger Things When Steve Was Tripping Absolute Balls After Being Drugged🤭😵‍💫

Flashback to s3 of stranger things when Steve was tripping absolute balls after being drugged🤭😵‍💫

2 years ago

Try to say "Gobble/gobbling down bananas/ a banana" without laughing or smiling at all


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2 years ago
Cum Come Get Y’all Juice Ig

cum come get y’all juice ig

2 years ago

Breakfast In Bed

Bo Sinclair x Female Reader

18+ ONLY MINORS DNI

This is the very first time I have ever written smut or anything sexual. Please please tell me what you think. (I think it's a bit cringy 🙃)

Contains: SMUT, somnophilia, cnc, oral (fem receiving), fluff, established relationship (you're married), everything is consensual.

This might be a little ooc but I'm a whore for soft Bo. I'm a whore for this man in general

Breakfast In Bed
Breakfast In Bed

The early morning sun was shining through the gaps in the blinds. The light woke Bo up, he looked at the clock that read 6am. Normally he would be getting up to start his day except you had both agreed to take the day off. Turning to lie on his back he attempted to get back to sleep.

An hour later Bo woke up again. The clock now read 7am, he tried to get to sleep again but no such luck. Sighing to himself Bo turned on his side to look at his wife, you were sleeping peacefully. Bo thought you looked like an angel the way the sunlight was casting over your face. You always had this good nature about you, something that Bo loves.

Bo slowly peeled back the duvet, planning on just getting up when he noticed your sleep wear. Which was one of his shirts that was oversized on you and red underwear. When Bo saw the red underwear that classic smirk immediately formed on his face.

Both you and Bo have a cnc kink and in your relationship whenever you are wearing red underwear it is permission or consent for Bo to do whatever he wants to do either when you're sleeping or if you're just doing random stuff around the house.

Bo shifts his body so he's hovering over you, placing a light kiss on your forehead he moved down resting between your legs. Your legs were apart from each other due to the position you were sleeping in.

He reaches up to slowly remove your underwear careful not to wake you. Spreading your legs a little wider Bo presses soft kisses along both your inner thighs. He then begins to lick up your folds. You stir slightly but Bo doesn't want you to wake up just yet so he shushes you back to sleep.

After he's sure you're asleep again, he begins to lightly suck and lick your clit. Working his mouth on you, you let out little noises of pleasure as he slips two fingers inside of you. He pumps his fingers in and out of your soaked pussy, his mouth sucking you a bit harder getting lost in your taste. You let out a moan as your orgasm approaches.

Bo doesn't hold back anymore as he stops moving his fingers and starts fucking you with his tongue. He knows that you're close by the way you are clenching around him. Your hands find their way into his hair holding on just before your back arches and your eyes shoot open. Bo's mouth was still attached to your pussy when you came, drinking in all of your juices like it's his last meal on earth.

You let out a small moan while Bo takes one last lick before removing his mouth. A small whimper fall from your mouth as his takes his fingers out, sucking them clean. He then moves up so his hovering over you again licking his lips he smiles "mornin' gorgeous, did ya sleep well?"

Smiling widely up at your husband "good morning baby, it was fucking wonderful"

Leaning down Bo presses a lingering kiss to your lips. He pulls back after a couple minutes leaving you breathless once again. One of your hands finds its way back into Bo's hair, the other placed on the side of his face. "As you've already had your breakfast, I would like mine now please."

"What were ya thinkin of having darlin?"

Pressing a kiss to his nose "you"

2 years ago

Hiccups and Cuddles

I'm still a little tipsy, I haven't been able to sleep. I've had a cup of tea, some biscuits and some left over pizza.

All I want is Bo so I wrote this.

Soft husband Bo looking after his drunk partner 💕

Hiccups And Cuddles

You and Bo were lounging on the couch. You had a couple of beers and were fine, it was only when Lester said you should all do some shots that it all went down hill from there.

Vincent and Lester had gone to bed a few hours ago so now it was just you and Bo.

It was when you started giggling at random things then you ended up with the hiccups that Bo knew you were drunk. Even when you weren't laughing and you were just sitting there your hiccups would start up again. Bo finished his drink in one swig before placing the empty beer bottle on the living room table.

"Come on darlin' let's get to bed"

"I'm fine *hiccup* Bo I don't need *hiccup* to go to sleep *hiccup*"

He half rolled his eyes at your drunken stubbornness "baby your literally fallin asleep on the couch and you've got the hiccups."

You began to pout at your husband's words "no i am not *hiccup*"

Bo thought your hiccups were adorable and was desperately trying not tease you. No that would be a job for tomorrow.

"I'll give you some cuddles and make you a cup of tea." Bo trying to make a deal so you would actually fall asleep in bed instead of finding you passed out in a werid and no doubt uncomfortable spot.

"Hmmm" you pretend to think about it, "ok, but you gotta carry me" Reaching your arms out with your hands moving in a gimme motion.

Bo chuckled softly at your actions. Picking you up carrying you on his hip, your legs wrapped around his waist and your arms around his neck. He walked into the kitchen to make you some tea. "Ya want some biscuits darlin?"

"Yes please"

He finished making your tea, handed you your favourite biscuits then carried you and your drink upstairs to your shared bedroom.

Bo carefully dropped you on the bed, putting your drink down so he could help you get changed into your sleep wear. Which was just one of his shirts and some shorts or pajama bottoms depending on the weather. Bo stripped down to his underwear before joining you in bed.

You finished your drink, placing it on the nightstand. Snuggling up to your husband, you nuzzle your face into his chest to breathe in more of his scent. He tightens his arms around you, kissing your forehead. "Good night my love"

"Night Bunny" you fall asleep listening to the sound of his heart.

2 years ago

Moments Like These

Bo Sinclair x Reader

It's nearly 2am when I started writing, I woke up and now I can't get back to sleep, in desperate need of my husband and some softness. This is a cute thought I had 💜

Moments Like These

The night started off with good, you went to bed around 10pm and were really grateful you fell asleep so quickly.

After closing the station and having some time to unwind, Bo joined you in bed getting under the covers spooning you with his head buried in the crock of your neck.

Four hours later you woke up, half open eyes looking over at the clock that read 2am. In your sleepy state you tried to get back to sleep only to wake up ten minutes later. Sighing to yourself in frustration you thought you were finally going to have a full night. In your lover's grasp you wriggle over on to your other side so you are facing him. You snuggled your face into his chest hoping he can help you get back to sleep. Unfortunately It seems your luck had ran out tonight as you awoke again five minutes later.

Feeling your eyes brimming up with tears, you slowly get out of bed carful not to wake your sleeping husband. Lighting a small candle, you made your way into the kitchen, switching on the small radio turning the volume down low. Placing the candle on the counter, grabbing some juice out the fridge you poured yourself a glass and put the carton back. You grabbed a book to read out the front room then jumped up to sit on the counter.

As Bo began to wake he reached over to pull you closer only to feel your side was a little bit cold. His eyes opened slowly, blinking a few times. Earlier in your relationship, he would have had more of a panic about you not being there, the thought is still there however you and him have been together for a long time and have been married for a couple years now. He knows you're not going to leave him but that doesn't stop his brain from torturing him with the thought.

He climbs out of bed pulling on some sweatpants then heading your shared room to find his lover. As he entered the kitchen, he saw you sitting on the counter wearing his shirt and reading some book the radio playing quietly in the background. He made his way towards you, gently placing his hands on your waist. Looking up you're met with your shirtless husband looking back at you. "Hey bunny, what time is it? What you doing up?"

"Hey darlin, I could ask you the same thing also it's about three in the morning"

Letting out a sigh you close your book and place it beside you "I just couldn't sleep. I didn't wanna disturb you, you looked so peaceful." Running your thumb over his cheek. "What bout you?"

"I just woke up, found out you weren't in bed so I came lookin."

You leaned down slightly to kiss his lips, when you heard that song on the radio. Bo seemed to have heard it aswell since his smile got bigger.

The song that you were listening to when you first came to Ambrose, the song that played on the radio in Bo's truck nearly every time you came back from a date, the song that played after Bo asked you to marry him, the song that played at your wedding, that was now playing at three in the morning while you were both in the kitchen because you couldn't sleep.

He lifted you off the counter onto the floor, turning the radio up a bit so you could hear it better but not loud enough to disturb anyone. Bo took one of your hands in his, pulling you closer softly with his other, wrapping it around your waist. You rested your hand on his chest also wrapping your arm around him. Slowly swaying to the music he softly pressed kisses to your forehead before laying his chin on top of your head.

Closing your eyes, smiling at the peaceful feeling coursing through your body. You open them when you hear your husband singing quietly along with song on the radio "I don't know how you do what you do, I'm so in love with you, it just keeps gettin' better"

You lift your head up, locking a loving gaze at your man. He leans forward softly pressing your foreheads together. You reach up putting your arms around his neck, his wrapping around your waist.

He continues singing "I wanna spend the rest of my life, with you by my side, forever and ever, every little thing that you do, baby I'm amazed by you"

Both smiling widely as you shared a kiss filled with pure love. Leaving a light kiss on your nose, Bo murmured "let's go back to bed darlin"

"Can you carry me?" Using your puppy dog eyes, Bo chuckled as he picked you up bridal style walking to your room. He plops you down on the bed as you let out a small giggle. Bo walks around to the other side to get into bed. After he made himself comfy you crawled over kissing his lips one last time before resting your head on his chest. Bo wraps his arm around you kissing the top of your head then saying goodnight. You both drift off into a peace filled sleep.

2 years ago

Just finished rewatching Friday the 13th (2009) and I am a mess of scared and aroused. Jason is a total powerhouse in this movie and a complete beefcake. It gave me enough motivation to continue my small comic for him.

Just Finished Rewatching Friday The 13th (2009) And I Am A Mess Of Scared And Aroused. Jason Is A Total
2 years ago

Soft OG!Michael Myers NSFW HC’S

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Summary: How Michael reacts to his first time with Reader (GN!Reader but if I accidentally wrote anything specific please lmk)

Not proof read.

Keep reading

2 years ago

༺ Peter ballard x reader hcs༻

✧This is my first time writing since like middle school so don’t judge lol. Also if you like these lemme know id love to continue experimenting with writing:)✧

♡ Humming or lightly singing to himself/ for you before you go to bed. Songs like: je te laisserai des mots by Patrick Watson, Cherry Wine by Hozier, Roslyn by Bon Iver. (obviously those weren’t out at the time but yk)

♡ He’s a musical boy, he can def play the piano, even though he got somewhat rusty from the years in the lab

♡ When he gets jealous he tries so hard to not make it obvious but there’s always a small giveaway, like a jaw clench or heavy breathing

♡ Peter isn’t necessarily good or bad, there are parts of him that are manipulative by nature, other parts of him want to take care of you no matter what, helping you with every task

♡ That’s one thing he loves, he loves helping you and guiding you with everything you do. Tying your shoes for you, brushing your hair, dressing you, undressing you

♡ He smells very strongly of lavender and clean linen

♡ He loves it when you sit on his lap

♡ He loves eye contact, forced eye contact that makes you nervous

♡ He likes to pet you, stroking your back or your hair while you sit with him

♡ I know he reads a lot, loves reading to you

♡ He loves how naive and ditsy you can be (i’m a pro bimbo writer)

♡ More a of a listener than a talker himself, but he’s always engaged, nodding, playing with your hair, making that eye contact he loves

♡ His kisses are usually relatively soft despite his grip always being firm on you, he holds your waist or your face firmly keeping you in place

♡ Spoils you, i guess this would take place more after you escape but he still always would

♡ Hand holding

♡ Knows how to slow dance and loves to guide you to it as you stand on his shoes

♡ Peter CONSTANTLY has nightmares and usually needs to check on you to make sure you’re alright, but bro seriously never sleeps

2 years ago

Hi idk how to use this app to send a request but can I request RZ!michael reuniting with his childhood lover after he escapes from Smith Grove, with lots of fluff and possible smut pls?

hey anon! hope you're okay with headcanons. & you requested perfectly don't worry :) & im sorry if he is ooc this is still new to me so if anything is too ooc please lmk! ngl im nervous as fuck

* reader knew Michael before and after so the connection is a bit stronger.

* light nsfw vibes.

not proof read!

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Hi Idk How To Use This App To Send A Request But Can I Request RZ!michael Reuniting With His Childhood

Michael had grown attached to you rather quickly at a young age. You understood him, never asked questions, never gave him weird looks or talked behind his back. Before he knew it you were his best and only friend— this bond he created with you lasted many years.

Unfortunately you were let out earlier than expected due to your improvement and good behavior. The day he heard the news wasn't easy on him to say the least. He felt alone— again. Why did you, of all people here, have to leave? Michael definitely snapped a few times at guards and nurses. Dr. Loomis wouldn't stop pestering him about you, asking ridiculous questions. And in his mind everything about you is meant to stay a secret. Only Michael knows you deep down to the core and he intends on keeping it that way.

The only thought that remained in his brain was you. And after his escape it didn't change. If anything the desire to find you only grew, it was almost unbearable and had his stomach in anxious knots the closer he got. Seeing your house made him hold in a breath. He listened carefully and walked slowly into the backyard— his heart smiled at the sight of an old tire swing he used to push you on as kids. Sometimes he pushed too hard and you often got scared which always made him laugh internally.

Michael didn't waste any time. No unnecessary stalking, he didn't even want to make you feel paranoid. And while his intentions were genuine it still didn't help the panic that flooded through your veins the second you saw him in your house, bloody and silent— it never bothered you until that moment. He simply stared at you and breathed evenly, he felt at peace from seeing you face to face again. Michael didn't understand why you were backing away from him with wide, teary eyes. He eventually dropped the stained knife and took a step forward. Within a minute he was in front of you, your emotions interested him more than ever— somehow he managed to calm your nerves by taking off the mask. Seeing him in the flesh helped a lot, it reminded you that it was your best friend, someone you can always trust.

Since he is already so bonded with you it didn't take long before he made himself at home— hiding away in your house and sharing a bed, eating dinner together, watching tv, etc. At first sharing a room together was awkward since he is naturally bigger and took up more space so he ended up crashing on the couch several times to give you the space he believed you deserved. However, it didn't last too long. Michael wants to be close, closer than any normal friend would be. His body guided him with instincts and thankfully you allowed him to do whatever he longed for.

Of course he took it with steps— there's no way he'd force himself onto you, he understands your boundaries and respects them since you respect his. It's only fair.

First he started laying in bed every night instead of the uncomfortable couch. Then it escalated to him brushing against you, sharing warmth and affection without words. Michael only touched you when it was invited with a nod or a faint whisper of consent. His hold on you felt odd because of how he went about it— placing his large hand on your arm, squeezing it a couple times before falling asleep and basically breathing down your neck from behind.

The affectionate gestures turned sexual after a few months. He'd be lying if he said he didn't think about it way before though. And since he's inexperienced he allowed you to control the pace of it all. But don't get too ahead of yourself! Michael is definitely in control of everything else so be careful.

Michael uses sex to bond with you most of the time so don't get too upset if it seems like he's only after pleasure. You enjoy it— that's his motivation to keep going, he likes making you feel good because of all the sweet and dirty praise you give him in return.

Michael probably loved you romantically years ago but had no way of identifying what exactly he felt due to the environment so now he is making up for lost time. Don't be afraid to set boundaries though! Michael will listen and takes your comfort into consideration more than you think. A relationship with Michael is based on mutual respect, understanding, affection.

Also he's extremely possessive and jealous.. you're his best friend, his person, his s/o.

2 years ago

Jason / Brahms x Japanese Reader

Jason / Brahms X Japanese Reader

☆ Hope you like these, dear anon <3 ☆

-> Summary: Headcanons, Reader's gender is not specified, flulff.

-> Warnings / Triggers: mentions of food

Please tell me if you find any mistake

Jason

Jason / Brahms X Japanese Reader

• He doesn't know anything about the outside world, or at least outside the USA, probably not even outside the forest

• But he's more than willing to learn!!

• Japanese sounds so foreign to him... he doesn't understand anything but he loves the way it sounds!

• There is a huge difference between Japanese traditional dishes and what he is used to

• But he loves to try them all <3 he'll tell you his favourites and his not so much and will beg you about making them often

• Show him photos of your favourite places of Japan !!

• He thinks it looks so unique and different

• Who knows, maybe one day you could bring him there

• Now that's his goal <3

Brahms

Jason / Brahms X Japanese Reader

• Now he does know where Japan is

• But he's so confused yet surprised about your culture !!

• When he first sees you writing japanese characters he thinks you're drawing

• "Wait you mean those are words??"

• You giggle softly "well, more like syllables"

• "HOW?" "Oh, that looks like a mouse chasing its tail"

• "I've never seen it that way"

• He's all willing to learn it but it sometimes overwhelms him a little because he is very excited and wants to learn all in a single day

• About food !!

• He's not fan of trying new things

• So the best way to convince him is eating it in front of him and describing it to him

• Tell him how your favourite dishes taste and how you feel eating them and he'll beg you to try !! Maybe he even chooses a favourite and includes it into his menu

• About going together to Japan, I don't really think Brahms can be convinced of travelling

• But if you describe him your favourite places, show him pictures or read him books about it he'll be more than happy

• Also he is very interested in japanese folk tales, so from now on you MUST narrate him one everyday before going to bed

• But choose carefully the story and don't tell scary ones

• Or you'll end up having to calm him if he has nightmares about them in the middle of the night

2 years ago

brahms would be a greasy ipad ADULT!!

send twt :,(

2 years ago

stu: been going through an episode sorry if i’ve been acting kinda off for the past few weeks.

billy: eps last weeks?

stu: they can last months…

billy: tf is you watchin?

2 years ago

Listen, listen LISTEN

Imagine Bo as a kid, using a chair to reach the kitchen counter just to make Lester his favourite snack. And like Lester is at the door checking their parents aren't coming.

AND HE STAYS WITH LESTER UNTIL HE HAS FINISHED EVERYTHING CAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE'S AT LEAST EATING SOMETHING SINCE THEIR PARENTS TEND TO FORGET ABOUT LESTER.

And he likes LISTENS TO LESTER WHEN HE RANTS ABOUT THINGS HE LIKES ECC CAUSE BO KNOWS HE DOESN'T HAS MANY PEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM

AND EVEN NOW THAT THEY'RE GROWN UPS BO STILL REMEMBERS WHAT'S LESTER FAVOURITE SNACK AND EVERYTIME HE VISITS HE MAKES IT FOR HIM AND KEEPS DOING THE SAME THING OF LISTENING TO HIM

HE NEVER FORGETS ANYTHING LESTER SAYS AND NEVER MAKES HIM FEEL STUPID OR ANYTHING. LIKE HE GENUINELY ENJOYS SPENDING TIME WITH HIS LITTLE BROTHER

Bo is the best big bro ever, anyone who disagrees can CATCH THESE HANDS

Listen, Listen LISTEN

YES BO IS SO SOFT FOR HIS BROTHERS AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

and making snacks for Lester? as kids and even adults?? especially Bo of all people, who constantly had trouble with his parents anyway???

like, I also think that Lester always brings Bo and Vincent snacks when he goes out grocery shopping

they all know each other's favourite snacks and foods and tbh Vincent will totally listen to Lester rant while doing art too, and Bo and Lester let Vincent show them his new works - maybe not the wax figures, but more personal things definitely

2 years ago

Title: Kinktober Day 20 (Distention & Cockbulge / Scissoring / Role Reversal)

Word Count: 519

Pairing: Billy Loomis / Stu Macher

It was pure luck that Stu found himself within this position. It was challenging to trudge forth in a situation that required him not to slow down for even a second while keeping himself from tripping up and losing his balance. A single miscalculation could result in the tables being turned, and Stu knew that in a moment like this, the possibility of a knife being lodged within his abdomen and spearing his innards was a very real one. He frankly wasn’t in the mood to tempt that, so he focused everything on the task at hand.

One hand rests on Billy’s hip, the other pushing the shorter man’s face cruelly into the plaster of the creme-coloured wall. Even behind the sharp undignified cries that filled the air, Stu knew there was contempt that bubbled below Billy’s skin, waiting for the moment he could lash out. Behind the pleasure laced noises, there was a danger that was waiting to catch up with Stu. And Stu was determined to meet his end and drag Billy willingly or not over with him. Perhaps a mind-blowing orgasm would lessen the tantrum that Billy inevitably would have. Stu can’t help but laugh at the thought, spittle flying out and landing along the other man’s heated and flushed skin.

“I fuckin’ swear Billy,” Stu groans low in his throat, hips stuttering as he drives into Billy again and again. The smaller man writhes, knees beginning to shake like a newborn fawn. It was almost pathetic how Billy could crumble like this just from having a cock split him apart. “Think you were made to take my cock like a bitch in heat.”

A growl rumbles from within Billy’s chest, and Stu knows he’s playing with fire, just asking to be burnt. But the way that Billy’s ass tightens around Stu speaks to a different narrative, one that Billy would never speak into words willingly. It was something that would likely always remain an unspoken bodily reaction. Unspoken words meant for Stu and Stu alone as he’s confident that he was the only one who could even think about getting away with this.

Anyone else certainly would be brutally executed for even entertaining the idea. The thought has Stu groaning, slamming his hips harshly against Billy. He watches the man’s ass bounce at the force as his cock disappears into the man over and over again, and something ugly and possessive curls within him. He reaches around and grasps Billy’s leaking cock, thumb delicately rubbing over the leaking head and smearing pre along the velvety flesh.

“Fu-fuck you.” Billy groans, voice wavering. It’s the closest thing to control that he can get, though the cracking and wavering of his voice certainly don’t afford him any control. Instead, it just reasserts Stu’s power in such an intoxicating way. The way Billy’s cock throbs, how he involuntarily fucks back against Stu while thrusting forward into his fist, was maddening. It was pure bliss, and Stu knows damn well the catastrophic fallout that would follow would be worth it having seared this side of Billy into his mind.

[MASTER LIST]

2 years ago

If I have to see a dig through a million stu/billy x reader content when i’m just thing to find stuilly stuff I might have an actual meltdown

2 years ago

stu: that’s right sidney i’m gay, and so is billy.

billy: what? i ain’t gay.

stu: what are you talking about? you took me to that club.

billy: so? they play good music there.

stu: and what about our trip to san francisco

billy: i wanted to go shopping.

stu: but, you made love to me?

billy: no wait, hold on hold on.. first off all you sucked my dick.

2 years ago

billy loomis: my mom left because my dad cheated on her with my girlfriends mom. wanna kill her?

stu macher, tryna hit: YESSSSsssSSSsSSSS 😍😍😍☺️☺️🤭🤭😙😙😂😂🥰🥰

2 years ago

so,,, short s/o who's shorter than freddy? like,, 5'3 short.

Freddy Krueger x short!Reader Headcanons:

Finally!! Someone shorter than him

All these tall motherfuckers around him

Except for Chucky, but he’s a little shit

Anyways, I have no doubts in my mind

That Freddy would be an ass about it

He would use as his arm rest

If you ask to grab things for you

For like a minute or two, he might hold it over your head and tell you to beg

Freddy loves being tall (to you)

It makes him feel superior

That being said tho

He would try his best to lift you

(Usually does better in dreamland but don’t tell him that)

You get annoyed with him a lot

But hey he’s happy and you’re not gonna ruin that for him

He definitely rests his pointy chin on your head

Freddy loves that you’re the little spoon

Dick rubbing time 🤪

But hey you don’t mind-

2 years ago

Slashers’ furby obsessed s/o

I love furbies <<333333

Women DNI

Billy Loomis

What the hell is even that

lowkey scared of the furbies in your room

wont show it tho

*turns them around when yall go to sleep*

Furby: Feed me!

Billy: *throws it to the ground*

You eventually decide to mess with him (as payback for all the times hes messed with you)

You place them in different places when he isnt looking to scare him

He does infact get scared

Stu Macher

Loves them

They are now yalls children

Will buy you more probably

Let him name one please :(

Long furby? Hell yea

Bonding time by making long furbies together

Great now he has a few in his room

It feels like he likes them more than you sometimes

Brahms Heelshire

Uhhh???

He doesnt like them

Now he has to share you with weird looking bird things

Reassure him that they wont take his place

Takes them sometimes

Grows a bond with them

“Brahms its time for dinner!”

*Brahms sitting at the table with 2 furbies next to him*

Dont let them get all the attention though!

He’ll throw a tantrum

Jason Vorhees

He likes them ^^

was scared of them at first

Y/N what are these weird birds you keep bringing home?? They talk!?

Pamela likes them

Reminds jason of when he was a kid

He babies them

Basically his children

Family <33

Michael Myers

No

Get them out

Throws them away

Howd they get back in??

Why is there more??

Glares at them

Glares at you when you bring another

Gets used to it eventually

Gets really annoyed by their voice tho

“Im scared of the d-“ *Crushes it*

2 years ago
Chrissy: Eddie, Please, Could You Put The Kids To Bed? Eddie: Sure Thing Honey!

chrissy: eddie, please, could you put the kids to bed? eddie: sure thing honey!

*three hours later*

eddie: “That’s enough!” said Beorn. “Sit down and be quiet! Now go on, Gandalf!” So Gandalf went on with the tale, until he came to the fight in the dark, the discovery of the lower gate, and their horror when they found that Mr. Baggins had been mislaid…..

3 years ago

what life would be like after meeting the Hewitts'

What Life Would Be Like After Meeting The Hewitts'

You first Met Luda Mae in the gas station when you were driving with your friend and her boyfriend, so basically third wheeling

Luda Mae liked you as soon as you greeted her with a sincere smile and made small talk with her while your friends looked around the store.

Thomas was putting things away in the back when you bumped into him.

He expected you to run away screaming but you excused yourself and smiled at him, asking if he needed help.

he didn't answer so you opted to help anyways, Thomas can't help but steal glances at you.

You notice he doesn't or can't speak but you do most of the talking yourself.

Thomas is upset when you leave with you friends and Luda Mae takes notice of it.

You meet again after Hoyt brings you three back to the house, a gash across your head while your friends are taken to the shed.

Luda Mae cleans you up while you sit their blankly, your head still pounding.

Your surprised to see Thomas again, and you can see it in his eyes how happy he is.

Your the lone survivor of your group

It takes time for you to fully trust Thomas but you notice how, despite his size and strength, he treats you as if your made of glass.

When you finally start to grow accustom to your new home and life you grow closer to Thomas.

Luda Mae is strongly trying to push you into a relationship with her son, something you both blush and get embarrassed about.

You don't admit your feelings until a victim almost hurts you then your admitting you love each other

Thomas is protective of you to the max after the incident and when your both asleep he is pressed against you holding your form with his body form facing the door. ~nsfw part under cut~

Let all be honest, Thomas is huge.

what he lacks in length, he makes up in girth

Thomas may be gentle at first but once you've got him riled up enough he won't give a damn about anything.

Thomas is amazing at aftercare, he gently massage any marks he's made on your skin and kiss your neck while you smile

This man has a breeding kink and if you beg for him to cum in you, he will 100% put you in a mating press and pump you full

Thomas will fuck you about anywhere in the house, and if your both lucky and the house is empty then you in for a ride of your life

trust me when I say you will not walk for a couple of days

seeing you wobble and littered with marks and such, Thomas will feel sorry but part of him gets riled up once more to see you such a mess by his hands.

3 years ago
Besties!!!!

besties!!!!

3 years ago

"noooo you can't ship shadouge they are found family/siblings/mlm wlw solidarity/etc"

well...

"noooo You Can't Ship Shadouge They Are Found Family/siblings/mlm Wlw Solidarity/etc"
"noooo You Can't Ship Shadouge They Are Found Family/siblings/mlm Wlw Solidarity/etc"

...so Rouge is into inc3st??

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