Just Boys Being Cuties

Lila: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.

Lila: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.

Diego: Lila no-

so,,, short s/o who's shorter than freddy? like,, 5'3 short.

Freddy Krueger x short!Reader Headcanons:

Finally!! Someone shorter than him

All these tall motherfuckers around him

Except for Chucky, but he’s a little shit

Anyways, I have no doubts in my mind

That Freddy would be an ass about it

He would use as his arm rest

If you ask to grab things for you

For like a minute or two, he might hold it over your head and tell you to beg

Freddy loves being tall (to you)

It makes him feel superior

That being said tho

He would try his best to lift you

(Usually does better in dreamland but don’t tell him that)

You get annoyed with him a lot

But hey he’s happy and you’re not gonna ruin that for him

He definitely rests his pointy chin on your head

Freddy loves that you’re the little spoon

Dick rubbing time 🤪

But hey you don’t mind-

RAIN MUST FALL

─ An Anakin Skywalker x fem!reader smut imagine

─ Warnings: sex, oral sex (receiving), dirty talk, praise kink, soft but teasing Ani <3

─ Summary: Anakin wakes up to the beautiful scenery of his wife and the rain, and he simply can’t help himself but indulge in the beauty in front of him.

─ MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

Anakin Skywalker woke up to the sound of rain pelting across the window, the sounds of thunderstorms rang in the distance.

The sky was grey and cloudy, the outside reminded him of the neverending rain on Kamino–the cloning facility, that place never seemed to see the light of day, and now, it seemed as if that dreadful thunderstorm over Kamino had rolled its way into the skies of Coruscant.

Anakin liked the rain. He didn’t prefer it, but he liked it. He liked that it wasn’t the awful sandstorms of Tatooine or of Geonosis. It always helped him find peace–it had the same effect as if he were in the Jedi Temple, in the room of a Thousand Fountains. He thought back to it briefly–he hadn’t been there since he was a padawan, it would be nice to revisit, though he hardly had time for anything these days. The war had always pounded at his back door, begging for his attention elsewhere, instead of finding peace for his own self.

Although, there was one thing he had time for, and he would always make time for, and that was his wife. He would make time for her over his own needs any day.

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send twt :,(

Vincent: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Y/n: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Bo: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Lester: Put spaghetti in it.

Vincent: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

we all know lila sends these to diego at fucking 3am despite them being in the same bed, next to eachother.

Soft OG!Michael Myers NSFW HC’S

Summary: How Michael reacts to his first time with Reader (GN!Reader but if I accidentally wrote anything specific please lmk)

Not proof read.

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