(Y/N), Throwing Their Head Into Ghost's Lap: Tell Me I'm Pretty!

stu: that’s right sidney i’m gay, and so is billy.

billy: what? i ain’t gay.

stu: what are you talking about? you took me to that club.

billy: so? they play good music there.

stu: and what about our trip to san francisco

billy: i wanted to go shopping.

stu: but, you made love to me?

billy: no wait, hold on hold on.. first off all you sucked my dick.

Ok yeah everyone in TUA is traumatised beyond recovery but I guess everyone is still underestimating the fact that Five has a literal imaginary girlfriend he’s desperately in love with and might never get over from…

Open Book

For the @drarrymicrofic prompt: found. Huge thanks to my sweetest love @basicallyahedgehog for helping me workshop this!

Draco was in the attic for ten minutes before he found it, in a box within a box, under a pile of clothes that likely hadn't seen the light of day in a decade. He flipped through the diary's slightly faded pages, stopping to read bits that made him chuckle, tear up, and ache with sympathy for his younger self.

Finally, Draco shut the diary and tucked it under his arm before he started trotting quickly down the stairs, He reached the living room to find Harry still there, fidgeting and wide-eyed.

"I know part of you is worried that what I said last night was just impulsive and in the heat of the moment. So, here," Draco said, tossing the diary toward Harry, who caught it easily. "Proof that I've been trying to figure out a way to tell you I love you for years. So if you can't believe me," he nodded at the diary in Harry's hands, "maybe you'll believe him."

This… is stupid, but you know what, it delighted me to draw and that’s the most important thing <3

Rodolfo: If you leave, I won't be here when you get back. I'll take the kids, and I'll go!

Soap: Rodolfo, don't-

Rodolfo: No, Johnny! You made your choices! It's me or those whores!

Soap: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO THOSE DAMN WHORES IF YOU DIDN'T NAG ME ALL DAMN DAY

Rodolfo:

Rodolfo: How could you say that to me?! In front of the children?!

Soap: Rudy-

Rodolfo: No! Leave! I take it back, you go and you don't come back, Johnny!

Gaz: ...are they okay?

Alejandro, not looking up from his book: Yeah, this is how they entertain themselves

Ghost: They argued for an hour last time. It was... honestly impressive

Alejandro, turning the page: Oscar worthy

👋 I like your shoelaces.

seertane nation wake up i made a meme

maggie reacting to fusehound being canon

Trans masc lif!!!