(Y/n): *slams Books Down In Front Of Gaz*

Hobie x miles headcannons?????

Ahhhhhh yes I shall!!!!! I'm imagining Miles just being a complete goofball and a nervous wreck around Hobie fhdjsdfgdhjs. so cute

Pairings: Hobie Brown x Miles Morales

Warnings: None

Words: 679

Note: It said Hobie was either 16 or 19, so in this he's 16.

Hobie Brown x Miles Morales Headcanons

Hobie definitely found it really adorable how Miles was nervous around him, especially when they met.

Always rubbing the back of his neck, laughing nervously, smiling with his eyes closed, putting his hands in his pockets and shrugging when he talks. It was just too cute for Hobie not to like.

Kind of funny how Miles was scared about Hobie taking Gwen away from him, when really Gwen was the one that should have been scared.

Hobie likes to brag about it a lot. Especially in front of Gwen.

"Ey, who's the one with the boyfriend now?"

Miles saw Hobie, and after talking to him, seeing him without his mask on...those feelings for Gwen went away immediately.

Miles wasn't very keen on noticing Hobie's flirting attempts. Hobie would say the coolest thing and it would fly right over his head. "Wait...did you just flirt with me?" "Have been for a few months now, thanks for noticing."

After 3 nonchalant, failed attempts at asking Miles out, Hobie finally caved in to his naiveness and decided to ask him up straight.

Miles was a blabbering mess, to say the least.

After freezing, his eyes going wide, looking around just to make sure there was no one behind him, he said, "W-Wait, me? For real? Like, you're being serious?" [runs a hand through his hair] "Oooohh, man. Am I dreaming? Is this a dream? I'm not dreaming." [looks up at Hobie] "I-I-I mean yes. Yeah, of course, y-yeah, I will. You know, I was actually, uh, heh, gonna um, ask you out...too, ya know?"

Hobie thought his reaction was cute, really. After patting him on the back and giving him an approving look, he took Miles on a really nice date. Good food and all.

They started dating, after that, of course.

Miles would hop into Hobie's dimension almost every other day, watching him play the electric guitar or showing off his piercings to Miles.

"See this one, luv? Was a pain ta' get but it was worth it. Ya like it?"

Miles thinks his piercings are really cool. His ma would kill him if he ever got one, but he's fine with dreaming of Hobie's.

Mrs. Morales was iffy about Hobie at first, thinking he would be a bad influence on her kid, but she grew to like him. Same as his dad, who ended up really liking Miles' boyfriend.

Miles will help Hobie put on makeup, eyeliner, etc. Do his hair for him. He's not always perfect, but he tries. That's why Hobie likes him.

"Doing—ugh—great, luv. Nah, it don' hurt. Keep going, pretty boy."

Lots of cute little kisses on Miles' face. Hobie really likes his cheeks. Gives him a peck, wraps his arm around Miles waist from behind, tells him he looks good in his current fit.

Really gets Miles flustered. It's sweet.

Appreciates it whenever Miles buys him new picks for his guitar, or maybe new stickers or paint for Hobie to change his current design.

Miles brings Hobie flowers sometimes. The first time he really didn't think he would like them, but he was proven wrong.

Hobie is determined to keep whatever roses or petals his boyfriend brings him alive for as long as possible. He cares for them better than he does his own skincare.

Hobie bought Miles a little stuffed animal once, a small white polar bear, that Miles sleeps with every night, tucked in his arms.

They make jokes about Miguel together, how grumpy he is all the time.

"Ohhh look, he's doing his thing. Coming down real slowly." (Miles) "We gon be old by the time he gets down here." (Hobie)

Just loving boyfriends all round.

Hobie will protect Miles in any circumstance, even defend him from Miguel.

Miles is the same. At least he tries to be.

Hobie helps Miles train his newfound venom abilities, teaching him how to use his hands correctly and not just his fingers.

Really has made Miles a better Spider-man.

And Miles has helped Hobie become a better person, at least in Hobie's heart.

so,,, short s/o who's shorter than freddy? like,, 5'3 short.

Freddy Krueger x short!Reader Headcanons:

Finally!! Someone shorter than him

All these tall motherfuckers around him

Except for Chucky, but he’s a little shit

Anyways, I have no doubts in my mind

That Freddy would be an ass about it

He would use as his arm rest

If you ask to grab things for you

For like a minute or two, he might hold it over your head and tell you to beg

Freddy loves being tall (to you)

It makes him feel superior

That being said tho

He would try his best to lift you

(Usually does better in dreamland but don’t tell him that)

You get annoyed with him a lot

But hey he’s happy and you’re not gonna ruin that for him

He definitely rests his pointy chin on your head

Freddy loves that you’re the little spoon

Dick rubbing time 🤪

But hey you don’t mind-

color guard is just *jambs thumb* *jambs thumb* *forgets counts* *over rotates* *jambs thumb* *questions why you even do guard* *drops the easy stuff*

Vox: Guess what I'm about to get?

Alastor: On my nerves?

This is genuinely hilarious to me

this meme is not relevant anymore but i wanted to do it anyway.

Flashback to s3 of stranger things when Steve was tripping absolute balls after being drugged🤭😵‍💫

~Clouds~

❥Fluff

❥Muichiro Tokito X Gn reader

❥not word counted

you sat in the grass on a small hill with a close friend of yours, the mist hashira. enjoying the warm spring air and the cool breeze, while staring up at the clouds in the deep blue sky, listening to Muichiro as he pointed up at the sky multiple times just listing the different types of shapes and animals he sees. taking the time to admire your best friend's features for a moment as he zoned out before he spoke again, "that one...", "hm?-which one?", "that one...", he pointed upward at the cloud making you look up, "oh that one, what about it?", he looked to the side trying to think of what the shape was. "uhh..umm that one long orange thing... with the green stuff on top, a vegetable...I think", it took you a moment to register his description of the object, but it came to your mind after a minute. "uh.. a carrot?", He nodded, "yeah that thing, that cloud looked like one", you looked at it a bit longer as it was now spread out from the wind, "well it did, Tokito, how do you forget what a carrot is?", He looked over at you with his eyebrows raised "I guess it just slipped my mind, most things do...I forgot the name of that one too..", He pointed at the cloud and you looked up again. sighing, and shaking your head as you realized that peaceful cloud watching has now turned into a guessing game with Muichiro.

Ok yeah everyone in TUA is traumatised beyond recovery but I guess everyone is still underestimating the fact that Five has a literal imaginary girlfriend he’s desperately in love with and might never get over from…