simon who offers you his lap to sit in when there’s not enough chairs at the bar the lot of you are at.
simon whose hand is placed on your lower back to ‘make sure you don’t fall back’.
simon who notices you aren’t focusing on soaps storytelling because you can feel his hand as he slides it closer to your ass.
simon who follows you when you quickly excuse yourself to the washroom.
simon who sits you on the sink and slowly slides his hand up your thigh, moving the fabric of your dress up.
simon who eats you out right there while you tug at his hair and squeeze his head between your thighs but he’s not one to complain, especially when he loves it.
simon who says he isn’t hungry when the squad orders food because he “had something better earlier”.
THE FALL GUYS MUSIC TOOK ME OUT LMAOOOOOOO
(Y/n): *slams books down in front of Gaz*
(Y/n): Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Gaz: You could of said literally anything else.
(Y/n), with a serious face: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Gaz: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
*Meanwhile, Somewhere*
Price, standing up suddenly:
Ghost:
Soap:
Laswell: Are you alright..?
Price: Something has happened…
Erik is a very sensitive person. He is needy, somewhat greedy when it comes to having your attention. Small things can set him off. Not looking at him when he's talking? He sighs. Not listening to his newest song? He is frustrated and shows it. He craves your attention. Validation. He needs everything.
If a person is the cause of his jealousy then you'll probably see a side of him you don't like.
Erik is a control freak by nature. (When it comes to you) He rarely feels comfortable with you leaving his lair. On the times you do leave - you can bet he is watching from the shadows.
He is insanely protective. This adds to the jealousy.
He can't control his impulsive behavior. Both of you hate that. The amount of deaths caused by his jealousy is honestly embarrassing and sad.
Sex with Erik can go two ways. He isn't really in the mood often (most of his moods are depressing) but if he feels like he is losing you to someone else he'll use his typical tactics from the past to seduce you.
One way sex can go with Erik - soft and sensual, careful and passionate. The other way sex can go with Erik - rough and fueled by rage and/or jealousy. Both are satisfying in the end.
It doesn't matter how the sex started. At the end he acts the same. He is emotional and clingy. Very good with aftercare. He adores taking care of you. And if you return the same treatment he'll probably cry.
Every time Norman Bates stuttered in Psycho
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Lila: *holding her newborn child* They’re so beautiful.
Doctor: We’re gonna have to give them some shots.
Lila: Oh, hell yeah! Pour up, it’s their birthday.
Diego: Lila no-
we all know lila sends these to diego at fucking 3am despite them being in the same bed, next to eachother.
Summary: How Michael reacts to his first time with Reader (GN!Reader but if I accidentally wrote anything specific please lmk)
Not proof read.
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Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t