DIEGO & LILA In THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 3 “That Idiot May Actually Love You.”

🎄✨ Merry Christmas from Task Force 141! 🎄✨

2022 has been a helluva year. Celebrate the wonderful Christmas day with old friends like Alex🦿, Farah🌞, and Nikolai🕶️. May we gain more friends like Alejandro🛖 and Rudy🦌, and get rid of people like Graves🪦 and Shepherd🐑 in our lives!

Let us welcome 2023 with hopeful hearts,

Stay Frosty!

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Laswell made the gingerbread cookies. Unfortunately, cookie!Alex's left leg cracked, while cookie!Graves were the only one came out burnt (for some reason).

Merry Christmas! 🎄✨

Trans masc lif!!!

so,,, short s/o who's shorter than freddy? like,, 5'3 short.

Freddy Krueger x short!Reader Headcanons:

Finally!! Someone shorter than him

All these tall motherfuckers around him

Except for Chucky, but he’s a little shit

Anyways, I have no doubts in my mind

That Freddy would be an ass about it

He would use as his arm rest

If you ask to grab things for you

For like a minute or two, he might hold it over your head and tell you to beg

Freddy loves being tall (to you)

It makes him feel superior

That being said tho

He would try his best to lift you

(Usually does better in dreamland but don’t tell him that)

You get annoyed with him a lot

But hey he’s happy and you’re not gonna ruin that for him

He definitely rests his pointy chin on your head

Freddy loves that you’re the little spoon

Dick rubbing time 🤪

But hey you don’t mind-

*y/n and ghost skipping stones on a lake*

y/n: it’s such a beautiful evening.

ghost, whispering: take that you fucking lake.

Okay but ghost who is turned on by the size difference between you two. Ghost who notices one day that maybe your forearm and his dick are about equal lengths and thickness. Now he can’t stop imagining the bulge it would create in your tummy when he fucks you slow and deep. Ghost, who is guilty of manspreading whenever you walk into the room and lives for the blush that paints your cheeks as you notice his size, and he can’t help but puff his chest up with pride. Omg or ghost who remains unbeatable when you two spar, pinning you down on the mats so easily it’s laughable, pushing his pelvis into yours as one hand holds both your wrists above your head and he is absolutely living for the doe eyed look you give him from underneath. Just giving you my ghost brainrot of the hour lmao

His brain short-circuits when his whole hand easily fits around your wrist. He stops you from grabbing something and something thrums through him at the difference in size, but it digs in when he notices how wide your eyes go. Just staring down at his gloved hand on your wrist.

It's even worse if Ghost notices how much his fingers overlap around your ankle when he's pulling you back down the bed when you try to crawl away. He loves the way your breath hitches when your fingers barely touch after wrapping around his cock. When his boots frame your feet when he's fucking you from behind, it makes his blood pressure spike to see the two side by side.

He always makes you sit down first whenever you go out for a drink or stop at a diner for food. That way he's the first thing anyone sees before their eyes fall on you, and they never get too interested if they register the sheer size of him first. Their eyes sort of glance off you after that.

Goodnight Y'all 🫶🏽

that man did not pick his hat and dust it off (spl mention: very sexily on his thigh) and wear it, all after falling off a fucking heli and almost getting killed by it's blade for some of y'all to whine about it.

simon who offers you his lap to sit in when there’s not enough chairs at the bar the lot of you are at.

simon whose hand is placed on your lower back to ‘make sure you don’t fall back’.

simon who notices you aren’t focusing on soaps storytelling because you can feel his hand as he slides it closer to your ass.

simon who follows you when you quickly excuse yourself to the washroom.

simon who sits you on the sink and slowly slides his hand up your thigh, moving the fabric of your dress up.

simon who eats you out right there while you tug at his hair and squeeze his head between your thighs but he’s not one to complain, especially when he loves it.

simon who says he isn’t hungry when the squad orders food because he “had something better earlier”.

what life would be like after meeting the Hewitts'

You first Met Luda Mae in the gas station when you were driving with your friend and her boyfriend, so basically third wheeling

Luda Mae liked you as soon as you greeted her with a sincere smile and made small talk with her while your friends looked around the store.

Thomas was putting things away in the back when you bumped into him.

He expected you to run away screaming but you excused yourself and smiled at him, asking if he needed help.

he didn't answer so you opted to help anyways, Thomas can't help but steal glances at you.

You notice he doesn't or can't speak but you do most of the talking yourself.

Thomas is upset when you leave with you friends and Luda Mae takes notice of it.

You meet again after Hoyt brings you three back to the house, a gash across your head while your friends are taken to the shed.

Luda Mae cleans you up while you sit their blankly, your head still pounding.

Your surprised to see Thomas again, and you can see it in his eyes how happy he is.

Your the lone survivor of your group

It takes time for you to fully trust Thomas but you notice how, despite his size and strength, he treats you as if your made of glass.

When you finally start to grow accustom to your new home and life you grow closer to Thomas.

Luda Mae is strongly trying to push you into a relationship with her son, something you both blush and get embarrassed about.

You don't admit your feelings until a victim almost hurts you then your admitting you love each other

Thomas is protective of you to the max after the incident and when your both asleep he is pressed against you holding your form with his body form facing the door. ~nsfw part under cut~

Let all be honest, Thomas is huge.

what he lacks in length, he makes up in girth

Thomas may be gentle at first but once you've got him riled up enough he won't give a damn about anything.

Thomas is amazing at aftercare, he gently massage any marks he's made on your skin and kiss your neck while you smile

This man has a breeding kink and if you beg for him to cum in you, he will 100% put you in a mating press and pump you full

Thomas will fuck you about anywhere in the house, and if your both lucky and the house is empty then you in for a ride of your life

trust me when I say you will not walk for a couple of days

seeing you wobble and littered with marks and such, Thomas will feel sorry but part of him gets riled up once more to see you such a mess by his hands.