Tessa: Happy Birthday, Will! I got you a present!
*Jem walks through the door*
Will: OHMYGOD you got me JEM?
Tessa: No, no. It’s this book-
Will, through tears: HE’S PERFECT, TESSA, I LOVE HIM! Thank you!
James: Where is Matthew?
Thomas: Well, apparently Matthew won a big award...
James: Nice try. The only person who'd believe that would be Matthew.
Christopher: He's in jail!
Thomas: Kit, what did I say?
Christopher: That it was only a matter of time?
Thomas, blushing: Okay, no, didn't say THAT.
Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far
Will: THEN BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GO FURTHER
Matthias:
Okay we all love Jem with a Violin but hear me out-
Jem Carstairs with a Guitar
magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry
Kidnapper: I have one of your group members
Thomas: Oh, really?
Matthew, drunk in the background: IT’S ME, MATTHEW!
Thomas: You have the wrong number
Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…
Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?
Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here
Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?
Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:
12 years old Emma: By the angel, Jace is so cool!
*meanwhile*
Jace: There’s no water in this bottle
Alec: You have to open it first, Jace
James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.
Lucie: *sneezes*
Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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