Okay we all love Jem with a Violin but hear me out-
Jem Carstairs with a Guitar
Tessa: I wonder where we will be in twenty years
Will: Dead
Tessa: Let’s think positive!
Jem: We will all have a nice house-
Will: … 6 feet under ground
Julian: *knocks on the door*
Mark: Who is there?
Julian: It’s me, Mark
Mark: Don’t lie to me, I am Mark!
Julian: *leaves without even opening the door*
Diego: Yesterday my fiancée Zara cheated on me with my best friend Manuel.
Jamie: Wait, since when is Manuel your best friend?
Diego: Since yesterday.
Gideon at 2 am: Sophie, wake up so we can discuss our love for each other
Sophie: By the angel, I love you so much!
vs.
Tessa at 2 am: Will, if you want to discuss how to exterminate all ducks on earth for good I’m leaving you.
Mark: Hi, I’ve stolen your identity and I’ve been living as you for a week.
Julian: …
Mark: [starts crying]
Julian: [hugging him] hey, it’s okay…
Mark: [loud sobbing] How do you even get up in the morning?
Julian: Shh, I know, I know. It’s gonna be okay.
The Shadowhunters Chronicles x Brooklyn 99
Idk why I made this but enjoy ig
Matthew Fairchild:
Matthew Fairchild:
Isabelle lightwood:
Anna Lightwood:
Christopher lightwood:
Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Kit: me too
Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say
Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us
Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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