Zara: Once I Asked Siri Why I’m Single

Zara: Once I asked Siri why I’m single

Zara: Then Siri opened the front camera

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Jules: he’s ok because he lied

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4 years ago

Will: I don’t think we thought this through very well…

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Christopher: ...

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