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Glory to those who defy their Fate
Collaboration with @soundlesswind
My mother’s ninth grade class collectively decided today that if Trump gets elected president, they’d band together to assassinate him.
Autumn ride together 🍂 Where are they going? 🍁
Heck, I bet there’s a special, secret lounge accessible only to students who convincingly give the door an answer it hadn’t had in mind.
It’s even funnier when you can actually understand the French
NARRATOR (in French): What surprise does the second bakery of the day have in store for our judging panel?
CAT: [slams into door]
A cat ran into a door during a French baking show
next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before
Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry!
Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good
Tfw u have regrets & they might even be small but they suddenly overwhelm you and depression comes in full force
when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do
sormik: hand in hand
Made the mistake of attempting to paint omfg it took me so long;;
My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.
The sooner you accept this the better.
reasons why the English language sucks: colonel
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
all hail the mighty stomp dog
this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
me, finally getting a chance to say something I've thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
Ever wondered how to use a mouse? My library offers brochures!
Hi
I apologize to my 1 follower but this blog will now be posting/reblogging stuff.
Doesn’t that look beautiful?
Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?
Well you are in for a surprise
The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams.
Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.