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Birthday highlights 2

Just now, one of my best friends from high school offered that when I come up to visit him (as he’s now a reasonable driving distance away), he can get take me to a party, get me drunk and hook me up with a guy (his version of “fun”, except with girls, straight boy that he is) to cure me from my depression (cure for depression = booze, sex, & fun).

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do

sorry about all the election posts, my country is about to become a dystopian fascist regime

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do

Beware!