My mother’s ninth grade class collectively decided today that if Trump gets elected president, they’d band together to assassinate him.
Now let’s go to sleep, I have a feeling I’ll be late for school tomorrow…
(spoiler alert, she couldn’t even sleep, she squealed in her bed until her alarm went off… and so did he)
it took me…. so long…… to finish this….. it wasn’t supposed to get this long, holy shit……….
ANYWAY, ANON WHO REQUESTED A REVEAL, I hope you like this… I know this isn’t exactly what you asked for but it’s what i could do. also please pretend you can’t notice i had no idea what i was doing
It’s even funnier when you can actually understand the French
NARRATOR (in French): What surprise does the second bakery of the day have in store for our judging panel?
CAT: [slams into door]
A cat ran into a door during a French baking show
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
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what the heck, france?
i can’t believe this is the actual term
@keithvkogane you managed to ruin my faith in my own fucking language HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
never in my LIFE have i hated something as much as i hate the french term for eggnog
Doesn’t that look beautiful?
Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?
Well you are in for a surprise
The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams.
Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.
Tfw your parents preface a conversation with “We need to talk” and you’re trying to figure out where you went wrong and all the things you’ve done in your entire life are running through your head.
And then it turns out they just want you to drop your sister off at school on your way to work the next morning.
Tfw u have regrets & they might even be small but they suddenly overwhelm you and depression comes in full force