Ever Wondered How To Use A Mouse? My Library Offers Brochures!

Such an inconvenience

but hey, I’ve got 358 other days in the year to take over the world, so I guess I can wait a week 

@ all ace and ace-spec people:

This is an important memo, please read!

Due to asexual awareness week starting today, you will lose your invisibility for the rest of this week! It is highly recommended that you postpone all sneaking into cinemas, smuggling dragons out of Hogwarts and general world domination plans (that rely on invisibility) until next week (or use an invisibility cloak instead).

Have a nice week!

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.

The sooner you accept this the better.

It’s even funnier when you can actually understand the French

NARRATOR (in French): What surprise does the second bakery of the day have in store for our judging panel?

CAT: [slams into door]

A cat ran into a door during a French baking show

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

I made this to encourage people to go out and vote!

Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry!

Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good

sormik: hand in hand

Made the mistake of attempting to paint omfg it took me so long;;