I Have One Or Two Passwords For Everything If You Figured Them Out You Could Probably Take Over My Life

My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.

The sooner you accept this the better.

Autumn ride together 🍂 Where are they going? 🍁

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

me, finally getting a chance to say something I've thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tfw u have regrets & they might even be small but they suddenly overwhelm you and depression comes in full force

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

I’m so proud of my bi son

Such an inconvenience

but hey, I’ve got 358 other days in the year to take over the world, so I guess I can wait a week 

@ all ace and ace-spec people:

This is an important memo, please read!

Due to asexual awareness week starting today, you will lose your invisibility for the rest of this week! It is highly recommended that you postpone all sneaking into cinemas, smuggling dragons out of Hogwarts and general world domination plans (that rely on invisibility) until next week (or use an invisibility cloak instead).

Have a nice week!