When Ur Fidgeting With A Pen And It Just Flies Fuckin. Halfway Across The Room And You Just Try To Pretend

HAPPY ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK!!!

Autumn ride together 🍂 Where are they going? 🍁

Heck, I bet there’s a special, secret lounge accessible only to students who convincingly give the door an answer it hadn’t had in mind.

It’s even funnier when you can actually understand the French

NARRATOR (in French): What surprise does the second bakery of the day have in store for our judging panel?

CAT: [slams into door]

A cat ran into a door during a French baking show

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do

So I only started volunteering at the aquarium last month, but I already want to stay there forever...

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

Tfw u have regrets & they might even be small but they suddenly overwhelm you and depression comes in full force

the only crush i have is crushing anxiety

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life