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HAPPY ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK!!!

Such an inconvenience

but hey, I’ve got 358 other days in the year to take over the world, so I guess I can wait a week 

@ all ace and ace-spec people:

This is an important memo, please read!

Due to asexual awareness week starting today, you will lose your invisibility for the rest of this week! It is highly recommended that you postpone all sneaking into cinemas, smuggling dragons out of Hogwarts and general world domination plans (that rely on invisibility) until next week (or use an invisibility cloak instead).

Have a nice week!

So I only started volunteering at the aquarium last month, but I already want to stay there forever...

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

He gotta give him that air you know

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

Birthday highlights 2

Just now, one of my best friends from high school offered that when I come up to visit him (as he’s now a reasonable driving distance away), he can get take me to a party, get me drunk and hook me up with a guy (his version of “fun”, except with girls, straight boy that he is) to cure me from my depression (cure for depression = booze, sex, & fun).

Hi

I apologize to my 1 follower but this blog will now be posting/reblogging stuff.

The Raven (updated 2.2.16)

what the heck, france?

i can’t believe this is the actual term

@keithvkogane you managed to ruin my faith in my own fucking language HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

never in my LIFE have i hated something as much as i hate the french term for eggnog