Reasons Why The English Language Sucks: Colonel

My mother’s ninth grade class collectively decided today that if Trump gets elected president, they’d band together to assassinate him.

Tfw your parents preface a conversation with “We need to talk” and you’re trying to figure out where you went wrong and all the things you’ve done in your entire life are running through your head.

And then it turns out they just want you to drop your sister off at school on your way to work the next morning.

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“this time we’ll write our own story” princess tutu print for anime north! twit link | process gif & princess tutu charm under the cut

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all hail the mighty stomp dog

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do

Sharing clothes

My sister: Can I wear your pants today?

Me: Which ones?

My sister: The ones I’m wearing right now. K, thanks, love you, bye!

Keif

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