By evix, and reposted with permission.
James: Mom… Dad…
James: Regulus and I are dating
Fleamont: It’s Regulus and I not- holy shit you got it right
Fleamont, after a pause: Holy shit you’re dating Regulus
AU where Regulus hates James for taking Sirius’ attention (but is also kinda secretly in love with him) but James barely knows Regulus exists so Regulus tries to catch his attention get back at him by seducing the girl that James is madly in love with: the one and only Lily Evans.
And he maybe accidentally falls in love with her as well in the process…
Inspired by the fic: “A Black Mass Over Highway Ninety” what honestly very quickly became one of my favorite fics by @greenvlvetcouch
James: so I'm in love with him. regulus.
Remus: regulus? Sirius' brother?
James: yeah. thoughts?
Remus: and prayers.
Remus: *puts bread on Sirius’ face, idiot sandwich style*
Remus: *trying not to laugh* what are you?
Sirius:
Remus: you—you’re inbred!
Lily: why do you want to be a prefect anyways?
Remus: private bathroom
Lily: really?
Remus: I have shared a bathroom with Sirius, James, and Peter for the last 4 years.
Remus: I dream about showering in peace
Regulus: Is Potter…reading?
Barty: (shrugs)
*James scribbles in the margin of the book, grinning to himself.*
Regulus: Did he just…annotate?
Pandora: (grabs wrist) Regulus, leave it.
Regulus: Is it hot in here all of a sudden? (fans face)
Evan: Bit much, mate.
Regulus: (hyperventilating) What did he write? I need to know!
James’s notations: Imagine if hamsters had wings! Dumpling supremacy. Such a wanker! Shag already.
Sirius when he finds out Regulus has feelings for James: That’s so cute, he’s the perfect person for you to be in love with cause he’s so sweet and my best friend!
Sirius when he finds out that James also has feelings for Regulus: Touch him and I’ll kill you.
me: ugh i hate cliches
harry potter fanfiction: they were partners at the potions class and the assignment was to do amortentia and they realized they were each other's favorite smell
me: OH MY GOD THEY WERE EACH OTHER'S FAVORITE SMELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭
The girls are partying to abba definitely