Regulus: Is Potter…reading?

marlene: you use emojis like a straight person

sirius: that’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me

Oil for Sea Witches

This one is for my Water sign, beach loving, mermaid believing, sandy spellcasting witches.

4 Ounce warm Coconut Oil

2 drops Sandalwood essential oil

5 drops Orange Essential oil

2 drops Vanilla essential oil

3 drops Lime essential oil

2 Drops Patchouli essential oil

Mix them together thoroughly. Reheat and rub on skin as a warm oil. As you massage into the skin visualize the ocean and manifest that power into you. 

ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢᵖᵉˡˡ﹖ ᵇᵒᵒᵏᵐᵃʳᵏ ᵐʸ ᵉᵗˢʸ ᵗᵒ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ˢᵖᵉˡˡˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵘᵖᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵉᵇᵒᵒᵏ﹗

Regulus: my brother is a drama queen he won’t let us date-

James: leave that to me

*later*

James: *sneezes*

Sirius: Bless you

James: what?

Sirius: i said bless you

James running to Regulus: I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT- HE GAVE US HIS BLESSING

Regulus in disbelief: holy shit you actually did it

Sirius: wait what

James (bursting into the girls domitory): Super important question, if you had to kiss one of us, who would you choose?

Sirius (behind him): Think carefully-

Lily (brushing her hair): Remus

Sirius: It’s okay, you can take time to think-

Marlene (putting eyeliner on): I’m gay but Remus

James: Okay but-

Dorcas (reading a book): Gay and Remus

Sirius (staring at Mary): Who-

Mary (rolling her eyes): Remus

James (shrugging): I can’t even be mad, I’d choose Remus too

Sirius (sighing): Same

Marauders edition of this

Spreading my Jegulily agenda

AU where Regulus hates James for taking Sirius’ attention (but is also kinda secretly in love with him) but James barely knows Regulus exists so Regulus tries to catch his attention get back at him by seducing the girl that James is madly in love with: the one and only Lily Evans.

And he maybe accidentally falls in love with her as well in the process…

Regulus Black is for girls who like to stay up late because it’s the only time of the day when they don’t feel restricted. He is for girls who feel everything too much to a point where it feels numb. For girls who study when they are sad just to feel accomplished and worthy of something. Who read when happy just to remind themselves their happiness will never be as happy as happiness in books. Who thinks they don’t have any reason to be sad but can’t stop feeling so, eventually blaming themselves for it.

He is for girls who like the smell of fresh grass during rain. For girls who like to think they look tough but aren’t. Who desperately  craves affection but never admits. Who feels alone in every crowd

James: *ranting about something*

Reg: You talk a lot.

James, who’s used to apologizing for talking too much: I’m sor—

Reg: It’s cute.

James: *blushes*

tinder au?? maybe..

Reading fanfic has heightened my paranoia. Somebody could be directly across from me on the other side of the room with no reasonable way of being able to see my phone screen but I always have that nagging feeling that somehow everyone in the room knows exactly what sins I’m committing and are severely disappointed in me.