Sirius When He Finds Out Regulus Has Feelings For James: That’s So Cute, He’s The Perfect Person

When you look up all the Marauder’s name’s in Urban Dictionary:

remus lupin has never been innocent in his life that boy is ready to manipulate mansplain manslaughter

Wolfstar 1978

James: Regulus...

Regulus: Oh no, 'Regulus' in B flat.

Regulus: You're disappointed.

Peter: what if we get expelled?

Sirius: no one gets expelled Peter, Barty crouch jr hasn’t been expelled and he’s part of the death eaters

James: i say that’s probably why

Lily: So, being an animagus doesn't impact your normal human lifespan, does it?

James: I don't think that's how it works, no.

Lily: Good, because it says here that red deer--that's you--live to about 20.

James:

James: I'm sure it's fine.

Harry, making the 173871th mistake in potions: fuck, what did I do.

Draco, his partner: you genuinely need to be studied because how the fuck.

LISTEN TO MEEEEE

why has NO ONE literally no one written a modern au fic where james is a skater and regulus is like major crushing on him so to get closer to him he ask him to teach him how to skate and tells him its bc he's trying to impress "a girl" and james ends up like majorly whipped for this man and is like insaneeeelllyyyyy crushing on him but doesnt try anything bc he thinks regulus has this girl he wants but ofc bc hes james potter hes not the best at hiding what he wants and yata yata yata

THERES SO MUCH U CAN DO WITH IT

U CAN CHUCK IN SIRIUS THERE AND AT THE START HAVE HIM ALL TEASING REGULUS OVER THIS "GIRL" HE LIKES BUT SLOWLY REALISING ITS JAMES AND JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT

and ofc OFC peter would be the only person to see thru regulus from the start (soon remus catches on too and its just him and peter being little shits dropping "subtle" hints about whats happening

ig ima have to write it 🙄🙄 EDIT: CHAPTER ONE NOW OUT:

when prompted with soft jegulus, soft jegulus is what i shall provide