Remus: *puts Bread On Sirius’ Face, Idiot Sandwich Style*

James: remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?

Regulus: yes?

James "they're out of my ADHD meds for 5 days...

Regulus: oh my god

James: it's gonna be a fun week!!!

Regulus: I'm going to my brother's.

James: through sickness and health motherfucker!!

Harry: Padfoot, do you know who's that handsome, blond boy? Sirius: Narcissa's and Lucius's son. Why? Wait! Did you say he's handsome? Harry: Oh, so you know his parents? Do you know him? Can you introduce us? Please! Sirius: NO! HE'S A MALFOY! Remus: And you're a Black and I'm still putting up with you

“remus lupin is the coolest marauder” i say into the mic

everyone claps. no backlash. its a fact.

Interviewer: you recently had a baby

Regulus: yes

Interviewer: earlier you said that... you don't like children.

Regulus: I still hate them, but my son is special, he-

James: he laughs so cute...and...and...when he cries i want to cry too, just make sure he doesn't cry...he's so cute *sobs* i'm sorry...i want to be a good dad like my father, but I can't do it...he cries and I cry and-

Interviewer: Mr Potter, babies cry all the time at this age

Regulus: I can tell he cries more than Harry

James: *sobs* that's a lie

Interviewer: you probably have the following task to become as wonderful parents as yours.

James: yes

Regulus: fuck, I hope not

does anyone here actually like jegulus for the relationship and not just because of brother drama?

The Cadence of Part-time Poets by motswolo

RIP Black family. You would've loved Conan Gray.

regulus, to james, absentmindedly: hey babygirl

remus, confused: babygirl?

james: yeah, i’m his babygirl, remus. keep up

sirius: you know what? whatever. who gives a shit about regulus? his entire personality is just being gay and mean

james: you forgot pretty

sirius:

james:

peter:

remus:

remus: you did forget pretty

college au! where sirius is a pretty model & remus can only be this strong