Will: Jem Asked Me What Soup I Was Drinking And I Didn't Know What To Say Because I Just Poured Orange

Will: Jem asked me what soup I was drinking and I didn't know what to say because I just poured orange juice into a bowl and drank it with a spoon

Tessa:

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4 years ago

Gabriel: [faints]

Will: He’s not responding to painful stimuli.

Tessa: Stabbing someone in the foot over and over doesn’t make you a doctor.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…

Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.

[Meanwhile]

James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?

Matthew: Holy shit, bro

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: Aww, you’re so romantic, lighting candles for me

Grace, drawing a pentagram: I’m about to sacrifice you, if you haven’t noticed yet.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: Please tell me I’m imagining that I got drunk and claimed I was the King of All Ducks.

Matthew: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

*When Gabriel and Cecily first meet*

Cecily: You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Gabriel: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

[Later]

Gabriel: You’re the scariest cupcake I’ve ever met.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Tessa: You have really pretty eyes

Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?

Tessa: *leans in slowly*

Will: NO! You can’t have them!

Tessa:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Valentine: Voyages are like children

Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed

Jocelyn: wHat?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Anna: Yo, is that guy sleeping or dead?

Matthew: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy.

James: Yeah, so did I.

Alastair, laying on the floor: First of all, fuck you all-

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Tessa: Oh, could you grab me an extra virgin?

Will: I think one's enough for the sacrifice.

Tessa: Olive oil, Will...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: But I can't go outside. I'm allergic to pollen and social situations.