Alastair: When I Die, You’re Going To Piss On My Grave, Aren’t You?

Alastair: When I die, you’re going to piss on my grave, aren’t you?

Matthew: Oh yes, most definitely

Alastair: Cool, just checking

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Alastair: I just travel a bit... I'm a tourist, I suppose.

Matthew: So, you're unemployed?

Alastair: No...

Matthew: Have you got a job?

Alastair: Wha- no, not really, no...

Matthew: So, you ARE unemployed.

Matthew: But yet you still have enough money to dye your hair.

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4 years ago

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5 years ago

Tessa to James: You don't "take a run" at a woman. You "woo" her. Make her feel special!

Will: *enters the room*

Will: Hey, hon. Take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt!

Tessa: ...

Tessa to James: And then, when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.

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4 years ago

Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?

Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”

Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

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4 years ago

Will: How about have a seat? Maybe you'd like a glass of water?

Matthew: Anything with a little more kick?

Will: Seriously, Matthew, you're in my office.

Matthew: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking-

Will, pouring whisky in two glasses: You want ice, you're out of luck.

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3 years ago

Will: Jem told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all

Gabriel:

Will: But Jem isn't here and you're a BITCH

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4 years ago

Christopher and Thomas: *sing together*

Christopher: Wow, we sound amazing!

Thomas: I know. That was incredible. You know, we should do something with this.

Christopher: Yeah, maybe we could open up a mattress store!

Thomas: ...

Thomas: Or we could try singing?

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3 years ago

Tessa: You have really pretty eyes

Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?

Tessa: *leans in slowly*

Will: NO! You can’t have them!

Tessa:

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4 years ago

Will: [tapping on the table]

Gabriel: [tapping back furiously]

Cecily: What’s going on?

Tessa: They learned morse code so they could talk to each other secretly.

Will: .-.. .. --. .... - .-- --- .-. –

Gabriel: [slams fists on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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